Brandon Allen

@_brandonallen

Trying to make it. Feature Doc Programmer Writing stuff. Making stuff.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2009
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  1. Mar 18

    I'm washed. Where are all the bracket ghostwriters?

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  2. Mar 13

    "You know when to speak up and know when to keep quiet" - the most absurd thing I've ever read in a job description

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  3. Mar 6

    R Kelly is so musical. Even this absurd interview sounds like a bizarre trapped in the closet... All that being said...fuck him...

    ⚡️ R. Kelly breaks his silence to 's Gayle King on sexual abuse claims: "I have been assassinated"
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  4. Feb 28

    Wiz Khalifia's Oreo commercial is my favorite way to remember how rich people are in this world.

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  5. Feb 24

    Did Mahershala Ali's hat win for best costume?

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  6. Feb 24

    I think that's 47 consecutive black presenters...

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  7. Feb 10

    The gotta clarify this R&B category

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  8. Feb 10

    Neyo, JLo and Alicia Keys is the most non-singingest group of singers ever

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  9. Feb 10

    I'm actually a fan of JLo doing this tribute because everyone wants to be inclusive until it's time to be inclusive...but she still can't sing tho

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  10. Feb 10

    More gratuitous A-Rod shots please

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  11. Feb 10

    How JLo pull this gig

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  12. Feb 10

    I don't need to see this bleach blonde bouffant dancer next to Travis Scott ever again

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  13. Feb 10

    Oh Eve left the house

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  14. Feb 10

    Why is Alicia Keys' idea of cool 1930s jazz musician?

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  15. Feb 9

    High Flying Bird is not good...it looks good...the story could've been good but it's definitely half-baked.

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  16. Feb 5

    This chanting is absurd even if it's cynical/sarcastic

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  17. Feb 5

    Trump trotting out Dominicans now to confuse everyone

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  18. Feb 5

    I was not expecting this for the Get Out sequel

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  19. Feb 5

    I need a meme of these creepy stepfords Ivanka and Jared doting over this black woman they saved

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  20. Feb 3

    This has to be the least entertaining Superbowl in recent memory

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