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Effie
@_asleepies
comedian, cartoonist, potter. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ (she/they) (Evan)
San Diego, CAinstagram.com/asleepiesJoined March 2011

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Surprise, they do not
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L.A. Controller Kenneth Mejia says his department will begin auditing the LAPD's use of helicopters to determine how much they cost and if they are effective at reducing crime bit.ly/40riOvn
A fun thing to do in games with dice is yell snake eyes when you roll a pair of any number
One of the things that always get me about transphobes is the indignation with which they shout outdated and debunked science. “You can’t deny the science!” That’s you! You’re doing it right now!
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If the point of the government isn’t to help people then what the fuck is the government for? Do these people just want there to be someone telling us what we can’t do? (Yes, they do)
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It honestly blows my mind how much influence these right wing dweebs have. Ben Shapiro should be getting a fucking swirly, not the time of day
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Was reminded a Metal Slug tactics game is supposed to be out this year and I cannot wait
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Can’t help but notice we don’t hear Mario say more than a couple words at a time in any of these trailers
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The thing is the pictures are just the tip of the iceberg. So much work goes into a successful OF, these incels wouldn’t last a day
leftists who no longer wear masks despite covid steadily disabling and killing folks and especially impacting some of the most marginalized amongst us (i.e. people with disabilities, immunocompromised), i’m honestly curious how you justify your behavior?
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Just to clear things up, this is why we can’t be friends if you fuck with this terf at all. In response to criticism about the harm she causes trans people, she calls us all rapists. She’s no different than the Nazis shouting gr**mer every day
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The entire country is bracing for riots over a video of police brutality and rather than doing any self examination whatsoever the cops are preparing for war
Anytime a male admits to not wanting Women his age and his reasoning being b/c she’s had “too many life experiences” I know he’s a predator. Why don’t you want someone with the same amount of life experience as you…? Quickly!!!
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Not really expecting any replies but I sent off some resumes just to break the seal. Looking for dev work, if anyone has any leads or wants to give me a job. I’ve been working mostly with React & Express lately, but am always open to learn and master new things
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The word you’re looking for is bootlicker
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I need a word to identify that I am a homosexual that also makes it clear to everyone that I am in no way affiliated with any LGBTQWXYZ nonsense, kink bollocks... what ever. I'm a man who likes men, nothing more, nothing less. What's the word for that?
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Guys how many times do we have to tell you to cut the rings on your bricks of cocaine?
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The U.S. Coast Guard found a turtle with $53 million worth of cocaine strapped to it
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Listening to music, making pasta for my gf, thinking about how happy I am I get to be a lesbian
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Just feels like anyone willing to publish “Hasan raises money for trans charity while playing HL” would be just as willing to publish “Hasan raises money streaming trans creators’ games to protest HL”
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These people never actually mean pronouns, they mean anyone gnc, which is hilarious because all the women characters were played by men
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Why do conservatives always react to “This thing is actively harming you” with “And I love it!!”
Ken got search banned for this video of a Tesla causing a big accident
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I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature. Full story: theintercept.com/2023/01/10/tes
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JK Rowling has explicitly said she believes the money she makes is evidence that people generally agree with her views on trans people or at least those beliefs aren’t a dealbreaker to them. *You* might not think buying Wizarding stuff is supporting her views, but she sure does.
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