Anthony Burch
Tity Jiggler
@reverendanthony I can help you pick out some tasteful soundproofing and noise cancelling headphones
I am finally living in a house with Ash and my childhood friends and only now do I realize how much work it'll be to not hear them do sex
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@applecidermage ooh, noise cancelers. Forgot about those. Sing me to sleep, bose. Sing me to sleep over the sound of Uli jizzing -
@reverendanthony ...you know I'm not going to ask about jizzing that makes a noise - View other replies
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@applecidermage whomever you've been with has been doing it wrong -
@reverendanthony does it make a noise like the tinkling of a glass windchime or are we talking airhorn or something
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@reverendanthony Try playing this very loudly every-time the sex is being done. http://youtu.be/cmjrTcYMqBM?t=12s … -
@Papapishu that'd probably backfire because that's my fuck jam and I come to it on command
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@reverendanthony ideally, maybe sometime in like a month i'll be just down the street from y'all, hollaaa -
@JamiCarignan WHAAAAAT that would be amazing! I miss u
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@reverendanthony it depends where the people i'll be living with also want to be, but i'm gunning pretty hard for Right Next To The Sizzler
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@reverendanthony Do the sex harder/faster/louder than them? -
@reverendanthony *Internal Screaming Intensifies* -
@reverendanthony as someone who was once awakened by the sound of his brother and future sister in law going at it, you have my sympathies. -
@reverendanthony If you do, approach it in the mature way - by spamming their phones with ascii penis emoticons -
@reverendanthony Just start soundproofing their rooms when they're out. -
@reverendanthony my sister went through something similar when she moved in with me last year. -
@reverendanthony Noise canceling headphones and your iPod. Worthy investments. -
@reverendanthony with you in the house no one will WANT to do sex oooooooooooooooooooo
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