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Andrew Johnston
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Actress & Advocate. I don't follow sports, but I can tell you which female celebrities hate each other. NEW ALBUM, "A Special Place In Hell", out NOW!
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I spent today trying to get a refund for a stolen Nespresso shipment and researching “most iconic Lindsey Buckingham looks” and I do believe this has been the most typical LA day I’ve had so far
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I was and am the only viewer of this show
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I was the only viewer of this show twitter.com/peteascolese/s…
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Just got my first inquiry from a studio needing a writer to "use some AI" to write dialogue, in case anyone is curious how quickly this is becoming a problem.
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Interview At Ultramar
You are going to absolutely fall in love with this brand new six minute video starring and shot by
Yup full uncut version available right here:
youtu.be/xRWm2sL2pDk
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Is Gino Vannelli’s “Wild Horses” Canada’s answer to Bruce Hornsby & The Range’s “The Way It Is”?
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Quite a plot twist on this season of Mrs. Maisel
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Abby Grossberg says she has 90 recordings that she made during her time at Fox News.
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Orchids are the French Bulldogs of flowers (would and could not survive in nature)
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Does anyone have a subscription to this? I really, really thought I could live without reading an article titled "Inside Cher's $75 Million Mansion With Personal Wig Room" but as it turns out, I'm losing sleep over it.
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I just became shakingly angry watching this woman eat her banana horizontally through the peel like a breakfast sandwich. #sociopath
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I’ve discovered the aspirational source material for every “finale eleganza extravaganza” runway on Drag Race ever
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hey now, new (and final!) episode of you can tell me anything pod is up now wherever you get your podcasts (specifically @spotifypodcasts @ApplePodcasts etc)
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I can’t explain this but kid rock has the hair of a 5 yr old girl named Briar
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CLERK: Just so you know, underwear is final sale.
ME: (sweating, trembling) Uh... mind if I just give my lawyer a quick call???
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Watching Katie Couric and Lisa LaFlamme fall in friendship love in real time is like watching two favourite aunts stroll down the paths they blazed and lovingly reexamine the cinders
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Buskers need licenses to perform on city property. The city has to officially acknowledge that you sort of know how to play Wonderwall.
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Tomorrow night!
Celebrate St Patrick's day by attending a comedy show hosted by two people that aren't Irish but are funny! Headliner !
$8 online $10 @ the door
eventbrite.com/e/a-half-jewis
#laevents #livecomedy #hollywoodevents #comedyshow #lacomedy #hollywoodcomedy
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Sarah Polley winning an Oscar is having a much more profound effect on me than I could have possibly prepared for 💜💜💜💜💜
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Be it Jamie Lee Curtis or Angela Basset and Mistress or Sasha Colby, I’m the exact same level of fine either way
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Happy birthday to the First Lady of electroclash, Heather Jewett! Give her podcast a listen!
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My personal version of Chinese water torture is being inundated with recommended clips of Gen Zers reacting to listening to Linda Ronstadt's "Long, Long Time" for the first time 😵😵😵😵😵😵
Huh. This certainly isn’t what I thought I’d get my first twitter death threat over
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The journey of my unlocked grindr album by way of the Sex & The City pilot
The most upsetting thing about this is that on account of two Canadians being in this scene (Weeknd & Levy), it probably got more Canada Arts Council grant money than anyone I know who’s made shit in Canada has ever seen
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The next spoken word lip sync on Drag Race needs to be this podcast episode with Chaka Khan in which she’s asked about the singers who ranked higher than her on that fakakta Rolling Stone list of 200 “greatest” “singers” 👀👀👀👀👀👀🔥
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Just realized the gay version of Mr. Pussy from Sex & The City would be someone called Mr. Butthole and honestly, into it
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