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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    My new favorite phrase to end arguments with.

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Just unfollowed a man whom I thought was smart and funny, because he called Theresa May a whore. 1/14

  3. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Dear app developers: stop naming your personal assistants after women. Stop thinking women’s jobs is to help you out. It’s not.

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    Jun 4
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    Jun 3
    Replying to

    Pro tip: if you make having an active GitHub account a requirement for hiring, you're discriminating. Period.

  6. Retweeted
    May 29

    I thought I'd bring light to an issue this evening. Content warning: violence, abuse

  7. May 23

    "Code is read many more times than it is written, which means that the ultimate cost of code is in its reading." knows what's up

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    May 19
    Replying to

    The common strategy is "focus on features now and fix performance later" not realizing that performance is a feature.

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    May 16

    "More understand functional more better" -Dad

  10. Retweeted
    May 15
    Replying to

    the codeword is "tenderlove"

  11. May 12

    "I was wondering if you’d ever considered applying your Ruby expertise to cryptocurrencies?"

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    16 Nov 2016

    hey folks who call their apps or designs "sexy" do you actually fuck them

  13. Retweeted
    May 9

    In computer science, the handshake problem is when you have to shake someone's hand but you are nervous and your palms are all sweaty

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    Apr 13

    [on my death bed, struggling to speak] me: if..your..unit..test..makes..a..network..call..it's..not..a..unit..test.. [dies]

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    May 3

    hahaha lmao if you don't already have a filter that sends google doc invites straight to trash

  16. Retweeted
    May 2

    literally never taking a plane again

  17. Retweeted
    May 2
    Replying to

    how long until big data can recognize u by your fart

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    "What makes you a good employee?"

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    Apr 27
  20. Apr 27

    Sounds like someone needs some

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