Wilson Maravilha

@__wmv__

Engineering at . Cognitively unbiased, except for this sentence. Views own unless they are wrong.

Cape Town
Joined April 2012

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    Apr 19

    Carpet Diem!

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    May 29

    People who follow up on their emails with phone calls are satanists.

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    May 10

    Modern life: when your bank freaks out because you booked a flight using a VPN to the airline's home country to get a better price.

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    Apr 24

    A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉

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    Apr 25

    alright Elon, this is called a 'zipline'. "and the humans, they enjoy this?" they enjoy it very much Elon "then I shall enjoy it as well"

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    Mar 26

    Reading a judo book: "To avoid unnecessary periods of unconsciousness, learning when to give up is an important part of training."

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    Mar 19

    I don't think I'll be seeing Marvel movies anymore. Great for those who enjoy them but not just my thing.

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    Mar 10

    If coders were treated like designers 🤦

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    Mar 10

    Up next , Bruce Merry of - 'Experiences building a custom Mesos framework'

  10. Mar 10

    Trump - based development FTW.

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    4 Feb 2016

    CSS. Summarized.

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    Jan 28

    "Malevolence Tempered by Incompetence" is an amazing turn of phrase. I suspect it will be re-used.

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    Jan 17

    I'm raising 2bn for my startup. We're called dollar club–I give everyone $2,they give me back $1. We're on track to make 1bn revenue this FY

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    Jan 16
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    Jan 16

    Not sure where you might be when your online purchases get delivered? Our new delivery option is going to blow your mind.

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    Jan 6

    "organizations that design systems ... are constrained to make designs that copy the communication structure of the org" - Conway's law

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    Jan 6

    If pasteurization works, why do I have to refrigerate stuff after opening it? I thought all the bacteria were dead? Checkmate, scientists.

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    Jan 6

    Scientists: "We should investigate the effects of carbon emissions on cancer rates." Humans: "IS THAT A WIFI BOX IN MY CHILD'S CLASSROOM?"

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    Jan 5

    “Obviously we want to succeed. But on some level, success is irrelevant, because the process is inherently satisfying." - Jeff Atwood

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    Jan 6

    How did we meet our deadline? Do you really want to know?

    Pasting code from some random 2012 nodejs tutorial: It was the first Google result and you only live once

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