Wilson Maravilha

@__wmv__

Engineering at . Cognitively unbiased, except for this sentence. Views own unless they are wrong.

Cape Town
wilson.canda.me
Joined April 2012
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    Apr 19

    Carpet Diem!

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    May 29

    People who follow up on their emails with phone calls are satanists.

    5 replies 11 retweets 45 likes
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    May 10

    Modern life: when your bank freaks out because you booked a flight using a VPN to the airline's home country to get a better price.

    16 replies 83 retweets 322 likes
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    Apr 24

    A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉

    456 replies 32,298 retweets 62,260 likes
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    Apr 25

    alright Elon, this is called a 'zipline'. "and the humans, they enjoy this?" they enjoy it very much Elon "then I shall enjoy it as well"

    137 replies 9,678 retweets 27,332 likes
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    Mar 26

    Reading a judo book: "To avoid unnecessary periods of unconsciousness, learning when to give up is an important part of training."

    18 replies 232 retweets 725 likes
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    Mar 19

    I don't think I'll be seeing Marvel movies anymore. Great for those who enjoy them but not just my thing.

    2 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
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    Mar 10

    If coders were treated like designers 🤦

    2 replies 81 retweets 90 likes
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    Mar 10

    Up next , Bruce Merry of - 'Experiences building a custom Mesos framework'

    2 retweets 5 likes
  10. Mar 10

    Trump - based development FTW.

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    4 Feb 2016

    CSS. Summarized.

    31 replies 3,436 retweets 3,130 likes
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    Jan 28

    "Malevolence Tempered by Incompetence" is an amazing turn of phrase. I suspect it will be re-used.

    9 replies 114 retweets 163 likes
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    Jan 17

    I'm raising 2bn for my startup. We're called dollar club–I give everyone $2,they give me back $1. We're on track to make 1bn revenue this FY

    10 replies 29 retweets 101 likes
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    Jan 16

    LATEST | SA start-up will deliver to you, wherever you are

    1 reply 11 retweets 14 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    Not sure where you might be when your online purchases get delivered? Our new delivery option is going to blow your mind.

    2 replies 10 retweets 19 likes
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    Jan 6

    "organizations that design systems ... are constrained to make designs that copy the communication structure of the org" - Conway's law

    1 reply 6 retweets 25 likes
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    Jan 6

    If pasteurization works, why do I have to refrigerate stuff after opening it? I thought all the bacteria were dead? Checkmate, scientists.

    41 replies 47 retweets 268 likes
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    Jan 6

    Scientists: "We should investigate the effects of carbon emissions on cancer rates." Humans: "IS THAT A WIFI BOX IN MY CHILD'S CLASSROOM?"

    12 replies 221 retweets 695 likes
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    Jan 5

    “Obviously we want to succeed. But on some level, success is irrelevant, because the process is inherently satisfying." - Jeff Atwood

    1 reply 190 retweets 323 likes
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    Jan 6

    How did we meet our deadline? Do you really want to know?

    Pasting code from some random 2012 nodejs tutorial: It was the first Google result and you only live once
    19 replies 1,166 retweets 2,070 likes

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