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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Oct 2021

    Australia has declared war on software engineering

    PSA: As of today, Australia has 5 time zones once again. Apologies in advance to our overseas friends trying to make sense of this temporal anarchy.
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  2. Retweeted
    May 11
    Replying to

    And this…

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  3. 7 hours ago

    my kid and a classmate got in a fist fight at school over who could clean up more pollution. need to refine the debating style but love the spirit

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    16 hours ago

    "The Israeli army is asking people if they are Christian or Muslim. If you’re Muslim you weren’t allowed in." - Israeli occupation forces are attacking Palestinians during the funeral of killed Al Jazeera journalist Shireen Abu Akleh.

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  5. Retweeted
    May 12

    Massively proud of my daughter who just received a badge for (checks notes) walking to a nearby chip shop and eating some chips

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  6. May 12

    I'm concerned about my keyboard. it does not seem ok

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  7. May 12

    I'm leaving tech too much to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of work to do a lot of

    alright, new game, type “I’m leaving tech to” and let your keyboard suggestions fill in the rest I’m leaving tech to get my stuff done
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  8. Retweeted
    May 11

    Twitter Poll: If a meeting is at 12PM, and I say, "push it two hours forward", what is the new time?

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  9. May 12

    This is why people who are not parents yet should not give parenting advice

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  10. May 12

    today I found a recipe book I wrote when pregnant in 2016, for toddler foods like "sweet potato & lentil rice balls". how sweet and aspirational! how clean my floor was! how steep my descent into the reality of "ground beef is a finger food if you squish it into glops"

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  11. Retweeted
    May 12

    🤔 I kinda feel like he's winning the "CEO is active on Twitter" game right now. He invites public criticism of his product, replies to it, folds the best suggestions into his roadmap, and then comes back and asks for more criticism. Love or hate Airbnb, that's smart.

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    Today, we’re introducing the biggest change to Airbnb in a decade
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  12. Retweeted
    May 11

    here's a unit of measurement we do not need: 1/3 cup. it can not take that amount of a thing. that is not possible. go back and do the recipe again and try making some fuckin sense this time

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  13. Retweeted
    May 12

    With the collapse of crypto, hoarders of digital apes look like fools, while those of us who have been hoarding physical apes, previously scorned, now look like geniuses

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  14. Retweeted
    May 11

    Does it include teaching students about Operation Condor, the United State's systematic campaign of repression in Latin America under the guise of anti-Communism? Were those people tortured, kidnapped, and murdered not "victims of Communism?" 🤔

    Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a bill into law Monday establishing a new state holiday known as “Victims of Communism Day” on which public schools are required to teach students about communist regimes.
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  15. Retweeted
    May 11

    Me muero de orgullo, fuerza latina dando el developer Keynote de Android Go !!!

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  16. May 11

    I hope these wheels trigger an insatiable urge to go visit a website in our browser

    Good morning Google I/O 👀🏁🏎️
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  17. Retweeted
    May 10

    Across the U.S., mothers say they are rationing food for their babies as they search for more formula. Some are driving hours, only to find empty shelves. Online, private sellers are gouging prices, marketing cans for double or triple their normal price.

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  18. May 11

    anyways now I'm excited to build some flowers with my son

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  19. May 11

    sort of heartbroken by the new flower legos. i thought my whole childhood & the last few years of my son's childhood that I'm not interested in building stuff. but the instant i saw these in a shop i realized I just didn't like the cars and planes that had been offered to me

    Lego flower kit
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  20. Retweeted
    May 10

    Watching Elon try to openly recreate several decades of trust and safety work by tens of thousands of people from first principles is likely to give me a stroke.

    More Musk: "If there are tweets that are wrong and bad, those should be either deleted or made invisible, and a suspension, a temporary suspension is appropriate but not a permanent ban.”
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  21. May 10

    me: remember, it's important to respect your elders (fast forward to today) 👶: happy birthday grandma! mama says you are elderly

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