Adrienne Porter FeltOvjeren akaunt

@__apf__

I like to grow & tend things: gardens, 👶, browsers. Engineer & manager . Internauta. 🇺🇸🇨🇷 she/her

Mountain View, CA
adrienneporterfelt.com
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2012.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. 31. sij

    every time an exec asks "who has the D?" the world around me fades to black while I struggle to keep my laughter inside my head. please don't use this phrase

    56 replies 75 proslijeđenih tweetova 803 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  2. 30. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    found this. it isn't labeled vegan so ..... draw your own conclusions

    23 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  3. 30. sij

    someone at Google is not feeling optimistic about employees' intelligence today

    81 reply 127 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.579 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  4. 29. sij

    somewhere my childhood piano teacher is shaking her head helplessly, "I TOLD you to practice your scales EVERY DAY so that someday you wouldn't get fired from your job as an engineering manager!!!"

    3 proslijeđena tweeta 52 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  5. 28. sij

    I have misspelled fucking so many times my phone tries to correct it into the wrong version

    6 replies 51 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  6. 27. sij

    my husband filled our house with beautiful flowers to cheer me up :) they are so pretty I wanted to share with you all, too

    10 replies 1 proslijeđeni tweet 229 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  7. 26. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    this is the truest sentence ever written

    5 proslijeđenih tweetova 75 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  8. 25. sij

    Benefits of Spite-Driven Decision Making 1. Easy to build a team: you can train Spite Scientists quickly. A PhD is helpful but not necessary 2. Time saving: no need to look at boring graphs 3. Cost savings: you'll save money, and if you don't, at least it'll have been worth it

    1 reply 9 proslijeđenih tweetova 28 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  9. 23. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    here's a selfie that someone awkwardly caught me taking in the middle of the workday 😆

    1 reply 4 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  10. 22. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    agagagagahdhdndnfjdkssksksk BECAUSE MEN SMILE TOO

    7 replies 14 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  11. 21. sij

    why is the men's shampoo aisle like

    344 proslijeđena tweeta 2.101 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  12. 21. sij

    technology changes so fast; the world is now so different from when I went to college. how can our generations relate across this gulf? i mean... apricot?

    7 replies 3 proslijeđena tweeta 57 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  13. 20. sij

    URLs are great, let me just enter this into my browser

    21 reply 30 proslijeđenih tweetova 411 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  14. 19. sij

    help twitter: one of my african violets is unhappy and I can't figure out why. what are its leaves saying??

    21 reply 2 proslijeđena tweeta 34 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
  15. 16. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    lmao "not quite that bad" is quite damning praise

    5 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  16. 15. sij

    The second best way to cook plantains: 1. Buy a plantain and forget about it for long enough for it to look rotten 2. Slice off the ends, then put it in a baking dish with a little water 3. Put it in the oven at 350 for 25min or whatever 4. Yum

    5 replies 2 proslijeđena tweeta 20 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  17. 14. sij

    our office has wasabi peas today. now I look like I'm hiding in my office sobbing (since technically that is exactly what I'm doing)

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 51 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
  18. 10. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    there are literally four handfuls of candy here is one quarter of his stash

    18 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  19. 8. sij

    silicon valley restaurants have very silicon valley fortune cookies

    10 proslijeđenih tweetova 106 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
  20. 8. sij

    Ideal worker or perfect mom? Soup or sandwich? Eggplant or New Jersey? Fighting sexism, or leaning into it for clickbait? , you knew what you were doing here and did it anyway. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    5 replies 11 proslijeđenih tweetova 109 korisnika označava da im se sviđa

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