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Realized I made a grammar error in an email I sent a few days ago. After careful consideration, I have decided to spend the rest of my life anxious about this. The typo is my personality now,
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Adrienne Porter Felt Retweeted
I love Super Bowl statistics. (“No team that has failed to convert at least 35% of their 3rd downs has gone on to win” etc.) They are the best introduction to p-hacking that can be found outside major journals.
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Random website on page load:https://twitter.com/POETSorg/status/1083106135169740801 …
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whatever Jeep paid Bill Murray for this, it was worth itpic.twitter.com/MHZqJD8kaw
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At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
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designer: looks nice but can we move the headers 1px up developer: its not that we cant its that then i have to put 19px (ugly number) instead of 20px (beautiful number) in the css and that makes me sad designer: ah absolutely understandable carry on
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can someone please explain the timothee chalamet is mexican meme to me, I have tried searching for explanations for weeks to no avail
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Happy palindrome day, whether you write the date DD/MM/YYYY or MM/DD/YYYY or even if you put the year first for some weird reason. 02/02/2020 is the only such date this century. The last one was over 900 years ago, on 11/11/1111. SO DON’T WASTE IT.
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woman on the train just clutched her whole foods baguette so tightly when i sat down next to her you’d think i was jean valjean
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McMahon shot Foster shot in the back and in the back of the head, according to attorneys for the Foster family. This appears consistent with body camera footage the city disclosed to Open Vallejo in response to a public records request. Foster was unarmed.https://twitter.com/OpenVallejo/status/1125488892478611457 …
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After completing my free one-month trial of 2020, I wish to cancel my subscription
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I will never tire of people roasting American Dirthttps://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1223340863255928833 …
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Weirdest thing about guns in the Kentucky Capitol: if you have one, you’re told to walk around the metal detector. Others must pass through and get wanded.pic.twitter.com/Oqxl9hvl0I
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every time an exec asks "who has the D?" the world around me fades to black while I struggle to keep my laughter inside my head. please don't use this phrasepic.twitter.com/6hsTQvOy2G
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When I got engaged, I didn't want a ring. People were really mean to Mark about it, saying our engagement didn't count without one. I gave in. My deepest regret is that I melted down an heirloom for a ring to give into peer pressure. I haven't worn my ring in 7 years.
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someone at Google is not feeling optimistic about employees' intelligence todaypic.twitter.com/ZDaWlqn5Fr
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“I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of
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Dog people get me. Dogs too.
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Sometimes my kid wails that he needs help with Legos. My inclination was to consult on structure, add pieces. This always made him cry. I finally figured out that the "help" he needs is for me to sit quietly next to him while he figures it out. And isn't that what we all want?
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Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’.


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