"I'm 1 of the 9 people left in Seattle who were born here. I say this in confidence. If Jeff Bezos finds out I escaped the museum enclosure where we're housed, he'll send the Prime Police to bring me back to be observed by school children." Online dating: am I doing it right?
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Replying to @TheeDoctorB
It's called a litmus test--you're just eliminating people who dont share your . . . humor
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Replying to @____ness
Why can I practically see you making air quotes around humor?
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