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Andrew Powell
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Dad to Margot | 34 | Hummingbird, just let me die. | Him/He/El Duderino | #BlackLivesMatter | #TransgenderLivesMatter
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Tonight on twitter:
Dumb fucking republican hillbillies who were elected into public office are mad, and showing just how fucking sensitive they are by being called out by Biden.
Fuck your feelings, , .
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chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year
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Just saw this on my dad’s truck. Cannot tell you how fucking infuriating it is to see this.
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If you go out on the street at the corner of liberty and central parkway with a brick, you’re gonna have a bad time.
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It’s 6:04PM and not totally dark outside. We’re getting there.
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Jason Pierre-Paul reading his 4th of July script
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Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
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An old high school buddy is going off the fucking deep end, man. He has become this batshit crazy conspiracy theorist, and his new theory is that the NFL rigged the AFCCG because we haven't seen two African-American QBs play each other yet in a Super Bowl. He’s a Bengals fan…
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Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
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Offering to be someone’s valentine if anyone is inquiring.
I can't believe it's February .
I mean, WHAT'S NEXT? MARCH?!
When does it end?!
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Is this a joke?
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BREAKING: NFL head ref of the AFC Championship game, Ronald Torbert, commenting on the NFL’s investigation on his family member placing a wager on the game this morning.
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Welp. Just bought this fucking thing. Lets see how it works out.
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When you call Vizio and they’re like uhhh yeah that TV is shot. That’s always awesome.
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The spade card kinda looks like a butt plug is that an inappropriate observation
#Solitaire
The #Chiefs got two 3rd downs, got stopped twice, and refs still called another penalty to take it away.
The league must really hates Cincy but come on, you're rigging NFL games now in front of everyone?
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Regardless of the outcomes today, officiating in the NFL isn’t what a league with this many resources should ever settle for. Not a good day for the men in stripes.
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You want to try to convince me the NFL is rigged, show me the 2022 playoffs. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Oh man. Which link do I click on?!
He had to hang up to take another call? Like is this a service, and how much a month is it? Or is that a relationship perhaps.
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When I’m at work, and people are getting phone calls, or making phone calls at like 3-4AM I have this odd urge to be like… tell me who that is.
Is that weird.
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No there is not however, I’m a blue ink kind of dude.
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Fucking preach 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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How is Chris Godwin not on this list though? twitter.com/NFL/status/161…
“We’re all one big family!” Says manager who will fire four employees by the end of the week.
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Guy Ritchie’s next gangster movie should include a boss who has anxiety induced IBS. Jason Satham voice:
Bruv, they call him Teddy Turds for a reason. The last four banks he fucked, he ended up messing his nickers’ right on the manager’s desk. For all the wrong reasons, love.
And yes, people are drinking.
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I am at my company’s beginning of year “meeting” and no joke they’re serving beer at 630AM.
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Good.
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BENGALS v 49ERS LETS FUCKING GO.
Woah a penalty against the cowboys?! Never thought I’d see the day.
Where’s the screen shot of all the dudes on CBS predicting the Bills winning, besides Boomer 🧐?
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Tony, make up your mind, dude. You praise the Bengals, and then immediately shit on them. Pick a lane.
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Here’s some juicy irony:
My dad thinks the married couple in the #Progressive commercial that accidentally left their door open overnight, and a cat snuck into their home are just roommates.
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