R.B

@_R0AR_

Follower of white rabbits. Down holes. And damn the consequences.

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  1. Apr 7

    I've discovered brussels sprouts taste better raw than cooked & they squeak when you eat them.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  2. Mar 29

    Cheap airplane wine in a plastic cup sometimes tastes better than it has any right tasting. I blame the cheap airplane beer before it.

    2 retweets 11 likes
  3. Mar 26

    STILL haven't seen the latest - and at this point I feel like this virginity might somehow be valuable😆

    2 retweets 9 likes
  4. Mar 24

    The MOST important thing about the ? It makes me laugh. That's vanishingly rare nowadays. And fucking amazing.

    1 like
  5. Mar 23

    Dude, wearing camouflage gear in the supermarket is like wearing a swimsuit at the library.

    10 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    idea. It's not what you think it is.

    3:26 PM - 20 Mar 2016 · Details
    11 retweets 18 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    Americans don't agree on much, but they sure like lesbian porn

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    7 retweets 8 likes
  8. Mar 20

    When you realize you're the smartest person in the room... Some people: I'm clever & I MADE IT! Me: I need to find a better fucking room.

    1 retweet 18 likes
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    Mar 19

    5:53 PM - 19 Mar 2016 · Details
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  10. Mar 19

    This was great! “How To Mansplain In 6 Easy Steps” by

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  11. Mar 18

    So apparently the BOTTLE is not a single serving. The fuck? I thought the cardboard BOX size was for sharing?

    2 retweets 20 likes
  12. Mar 16

    I have a Pavlovian bladder. It wants to leak when the airplane seatbelt 'ding' comes on.

    8 likes
  13. Mar 16

    The poor BABY KALES!! 😆

    Mixed mushroom and baby kale "quesabowla" (I didn't use the tortillas)
  14. Mar 16 Berkeley, MO

    Holy shit! I just saw that girl. From that show. About that thing!

    1 retweet 6 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    Trumps marketing team is using armbands LMFAO, really????

    6:50 AM - 15 Mar 2016 · Details
    345 retweets 283 likes
  16. Mar 15 Colorado, USA

    When your phone says "2 unread" emails, but it's really zero. It's like your boyfriend saying "I'm horny" but he meant "I'm drunk".

    11 likes
  17. Mar 12 California, USA

    I both despise & envy the dude who can just kickback, man-spread and snore like a chainsaw, right there in the airline lounge

    1 retweet 12 likes
  18. Mar 8 Sydney, New South Wales

    That martini took longer to mix than the vodka in it fermented for.

    9 likes
  19. Mar 7

    Sydney drivers are suspiciously good looking. They must be from New Zealand 😈

    1 retweet 4 likes
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