I'd taken my son into my school when he was about 3. He'd asked for his trains and I told him they were in the front of my bag. He went in and brought out some tampons. He held then up and asked loudly 'what are these mum? ' ... in front of a class of disruptive year 9 boys ...
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I went to give someone a pen out of my bag at work but gave him an applicator tampon instead, we both laughed, me slightly embarrassed, I found a pen eventually

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Someone in the staffroom asked for pain killers. I reached into my bag to get them and tampons spilled out everywhere. Unfortunately one went into the deputy head’s coffee and proceeded to expand before his eyes! The fact that it then looked poo covered didn’t improve things!!
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