I called to let them know my neighbor is from Planet Claire, has blue hair, and drives a Plymouth Satellite.
Don't forget to call 1-855-48-VOICE & let them know if you've seen the illegal alien Sasquatch (aka Big Foot), on the 
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When i see one , i will not tell anybody . Thats the only way to Save him .
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They'll try to find a way to exploit him. I say "him " because I don't see boobs on that "thing".
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i hope nobody will find him , speziale no civilized .would put him to extinctionpic.twitter.com/0ICoI8AyJ3
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Excuse me sir, I believe this is the wrong type of alien, stop making a mockery of actual departments of law. I believe this is the typepic.twitter.com/1yKlrVdG2k
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I thought I saw a Sasquatch, but it turned out I was hiking near a gay nudist camp and it was just a bear....
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were there any mic hanging
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There was a Mike hanging, does that count? and i know, fail with too late reply...
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Or you can call 1-855-48-VOICE if you have any chupacabra sightings!
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I just reported Sasquatch crime on northern border...In SPANISH. ;-) THAT'LL keep them busy for a while.
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Hahahahahahahahaha
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Never noticed the finger before
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Once he sets one foot in Canada, he has legal landed immigrant status, you can not touch him!
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Now grab a dictionary and look up the world alien. Do you have the courage to post what the definition is?
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Yes, he crossed in Manitoba seeking refugee status. Said "was fleeing Trump, who is more scary & dangerous than I even look"
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At the end of this, it looks like she flips someone off.
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