J Cobb

@_JCobb

I never stay tuned for scenes from the next episode.

Scottsdale, AZ
github.com/JWCobb
Joined April 2009
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  1. 8 hours ago

    A bot to announce which houses to break in to based on people tweeting “XYZ ✈️ ABC” or “XXXXX I am in you” //

  2. 8 hours ago

    Yes.

    1 retweet 1 like
  3. 8 hours ago

    Does this fix the Verizon connectivity issue?

  4. 11 hours ago

    Can’t make up prices like this.

    1 like
  5. 18 hours ago

    oh for fuck's sake

    1,020 retweets 1,557 likes
  6. 15 hours ago

    Anyone else seeing this problem?

    Three times this week my watch 2 has told me it was time to stand minutes or seconds after a 5-10 minute period of standing.
  7. Oct 16

    Having CR8TIVE as your license plate is not at all creative.

  8. Oct 16

    I’m no food safety expert, but Shiela does have 400k+ shares so that’s as good as scientific proof, right?

  9. Oct 15

    Three times this week my watch 2 has told me it was time to stand minutes or seconds after a 5-10 minute period of standing.

  10. Oct 15

    Now that you can RT yourself multiple times I need a “stop showing me this fucking tweet again” button.

    1 retweet
  11. Oct 14

    Just tried to kill a roach with Axe Body Spray, now it's name is Brett & he won't shut up about crossfit

    9,931 retweets 19,424 likes
  12. Oct 15

    Late start today because I forgot to set my neighbor's leaf blower.

    116 retweets 397 likes
  13. Oct 12

    This is how a baby chameleon emerges from an egg

    1,029 retweets 1,922 likes
  14. Oct 10

    Protip:

  15. Oct 5

    People would constantly edit tweets to make people look foolish. Can't happen.

    1 retweet 1 like
  16. Sep 5

    Every day I'm going to try harder to be less passive aggressive. I wish that was important to you too.

    178 retweets 392 likes
  17. Oct 4

    Parents…

  18. Oct 3

    Caller: Hi this is Windows Tech Support Me: You're full of shit Caller: No you're full of shit Me: Laugh hysterically Caller: Hang up

    1 retweet 7 likes
  19. Oct 3

    I know of 3 jobs ( + ) in the area that are $100K+ full-time jobs. Anyone interested?

    19 retweets 25 likes
  20. J Cobb followed , , and 2 others
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      @Crashingtv

      Insane crashes, near misses, dash cam, CCTV, Go pros.We don't own anything posted just a Fan / Parody and will remove content at copyright holders request.

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      @cklmercer

      Laravel / Vue Enthusiast

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