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    Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 26 Apr 2013

    Florida Man Tries To Kill Squirrel With Bullet Taped To BB Gun, Ends Up Hospitalized With Shrapnel Wounds |http://buff.ly/11K7h6i 

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    10:01 AM - 26 Apr 2013
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      1. Jenny ‏@repressd 26 Apr 2013

        @ChadFu @_FloridaMan When I was in high school, a guy stuck a pen into a bullet in class. It exploded but, sadly, didn't blow his hand off.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Dj Doodles ‏@dbrewster024 27 Apr 2013

        @repressd how in the laws of physics did that work,how did a pen strike the primer , I just don't get it.

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      3. Jenny ‏@repressd 27 Apr 2013

        @dbrewster024 He shoved it into the back of the bullet while holding the bullet.

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    1. Greg Durst ‏@ZinedineZDurst 26 Apr 2013

      Gainesville on the Board! @_FloridaMan Tries To Kill Squirrel With Bullet Taped To BB Gun, Ends Up Hospitalized |http://buff.ly/11K7h6i 

      0 retweets 2 likes
    2. Ratatosk ‏@Ratatosk4 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan @scaryjen “Don't mess with the #SquirrelArmy!” http://buff.ly/11K7h6i  Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/norse-mythology.php?deity=RATATOSKR …

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Steven Swenson (RC) ‏@Steven_Swenson 29 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan Bad Engineering... Also BB at close range would have been sufficient.

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    4. Ilene Hosterman ‏@kismetlong 27 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan Just too dumb to even consider owning a gun, BB or otherwise.

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    5. Favstar.fm 1000★'s ‏@favstar1000favs 27 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan Congrats on your 100★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/327829805775060992 …

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    6. Jess Swanson ‏@jesssswan 26 Apr 2013

      What a relief, my dad isn't the only person who does this MT @_FloridaMan: Man Tries To Kill Squirrel With BB Gun | http://buff.ly/11K7h6i ”

      0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Hank Pabst ‏@HAPDADIII 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan @JoshMankiewicz That's nuts

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      1. NathanWiedemer ‏@NathanWiedemer 2 May 2013

        “@_FloridaMan: FLMan Tries To Kill Squirrel With Bullet Taped To BB Gun...hospitalized" | http://buff.ly/11K7h6i ” @awriteword not max right?

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    8. Sasha Hobbs ‏@seriouslyhobbsi 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan And squirrels all over the world laughed and laughed and laughed...

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    9. Jake Riley ‏@jakeriley 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan Whoa. Meta.

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    10. C411i3 ‏@C411i3 26 Apr 2013

      GF really dogged him out here! #Gville “@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Tries To Kill Squirrel With Bullet Taped To BB Gun http://buff.ly/11K7h6i ”

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    11. Peter Fitzsimmons ‏@FoxFitz 26 Apr 2013

      “@_FloridaMan: Florida Man Tries To Kill Squirrel With Bullet Taped To BB Gun, Ends Up Hospitalized With Shrapnel Wounds ”

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    12. Island Canes ‏@Island_Canes 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan Florida Man Tries To Kill Squirrel With Bullet Taped To BB Gun, Ends Up Hospitalized With Shrapnel Wounds >>Sony picks Georgia.

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    13. EmBee ‏@EmBeesWeb 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan So the squirrel is okay, right?!!

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    14. Nick Hartman ‏@whatupnicholas 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan #FF because it's literally the greatest account on twitter.

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    15. Edward Small ‏@edd3107 26 Apr 2013

      @_FloridaMan darwin award

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