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Florida Woman Broadcasts Drunken Crash on Periscope http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/2015/10/12/florida-woman-periscopes-her-drunken-crash/73820710/ …
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Florida Man Involved in High-Speed Chase With Police, Claims Dog Was Driving http://patch.com/florida/bradenton/man-blamed-dog-drunk-driving-deputies-say-0 …
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Florida Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut http://wtop.com/health/2015/10/woman-mistakenly-glues-her-eye-shut-with-super-glue/ … pic.twitter.com/VA3IqM4bFT
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Florida Man Sets Up Series of Fake Job Interviews to Steal People’s Urine http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-man-charged-job-scam-stole-identiti/nnxzB/ …
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Florida Man Walks Into Grocery Store With Human Skull http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article38118168.html …
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Florida Man Dances on Hood of Car in 7-Eleven Parking Lot While Swigging Brandy, Says It’s His “Chilling Day” http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-man-dances-hood-car-threatens-deput/nnwfD/ …
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Florida Man Says He Spends 8 Hours a Day Trying to Regrow His Foreskin http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/circumcised-men-in-south-florida-try-to-regrow-their-foreskins-7307224 …
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Florida Man Admits Killing Goat and Drinking Its Blood For Pagan Sacrifice, Would Still Like to be Senator http://www.gq.com/story/augustus-sol-invictus-goat-sacrifice?mbid=social_twitter …
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Florida Man Denies Mutilating Goat; Says He Only Took Part in Religious "Animal Sacrifice”, Still Running For Senate http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/adrian-wyllie-augustus-sol-invictus-florida-senate …
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Florida Man Hopes New Invention Will Put an End to "Toilet Balls” http://www.gq.com/story/florida-man-files-patent-to-let-everyone-know-he-has-giant-balls …
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Florida Man Texts on His Phone Despite Being in Middle of High-Speed Motorbike Chase http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/WATCH-Fleeing-Motorcyclist-Texts-Rides-With-No-Hands-During-Chase-330413561.html … pic.twitter.com/WOffvjD9Ua
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Florida Man Files Patent to Let Everyone Know He Has Giant Balls http://www.gq.com/story/florida-man-files-patent-to-let-everyone-know-he-has-giant-balls …
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Monkey Partakes in Great Florida Tradition, Rampages Through Suburban Neighborhood https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/648577216121565184 …
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NBC Nightly News @NBCNightlyNewsMonkey jumps on police car, eats mail while running loose in Florida neighborhood http://nbcnews.to/1KGd6cR@WESH pic.twitter.com/d6uY9ox1gl145 retweets 157 favorites -
Florida Man Says He Only Stole Spoon to Eat Captain Crunch http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/walmart-spoon-theft-908346 …
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Florida Man Tries to Insert Rectal Thermometer Into Woman's Anus During "Job Interview” http://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-fla-man-impersonates-doctor-touches-nurse-a/nnpKF/ …
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Florida Man Arrested After Alligator Hide Found Drying in Backyard of Frat House http://www.saintpetersblog.com/archives/241213
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Florida Man Steals 4 Million Pounds of Citrus http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/26/us/florida-citrus-theft/index.html …
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Florida Man Throws Liter of Urine in Deputy's Face http://sunsent.nl/1OVXWDh
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Florida Man Tries to Pawn Amp at Same Store He Stole it From http://www.ocala.com/article/20150923/articles/150929918 …
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