Florida Man

@_FloridaMan

Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com

Everywhere, FL
Joined January 2013
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  1. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Florida Woman Broadcasts Drunken Crash on Periscope

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    93 retweets 94 favorites
  2. 21 hours ago

    Florida Man Involved in High-Speed Chase With Police, Claims Dog Was Driving

    249 retweets 218 favorites
  3. Retweeted
    Oct 9

    Florida Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut

    1:27 PM - 9 Oct 2015 · Details
    201 retweets 131 favorites
  4. Oct 8

    Florida Man Sets Up Series of Fake Job Interviews to Steal People’s Urine

    253 retweets 225 favorites
  5. Oct 7

    Florida Man Walks Into Grocery Store With Human Skull

    157 retweets 128 favorites
  6. Oct 6

    Florida Man Dances on Hood of Car in 7-Eleven Parking Lot While Swigging Brandy, Says It’s His “Chilling Day”

    183 retweets 184 favorites
  7. Oct 6

    Florida Man Says He Spends 8 Hours a Day Trying to Regrow His Foreskin

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    129 retweets 125 favorites
  8. Oct 5

    Florida Man Admits Killing Goat and Drinking Its Blood For Pagan Sacrifice, Would Still Like to be Senator

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    476 retweets 375 favorites
  9. Oct 2

    Florida Man Denies Mutilating Goat; Says He Only Took Part in Religious "Animal Sacrifice”, Still Running For Senate

    217 retweets 187 favorites
  10. Oct 2

    Florida Man Hopes New Invention Will Put an End to "Toilet Balls”

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    56 retweets 70 favorites
  12. Oct 2

    Florida Man Files Patent to Let Everyone Know He Has Giant Balls

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    161 retweets 144 favorites
  13. Sep 29

    Monkey Partakes in Great Florida Tradition, Rampages Through Suburban Neighborhood

    Monkey jumps on police car, eats mail while running loose in Florida neighborhood
    145 retweets 157 favorites
  14. Sep 28

    Florida Man Says He Only Stole Spoon to Eat Captain Crunch

    185 retweets 189 favorites
  15. Sep 28

    Florida Man Tries to Insert Rectal Thermometer Into Woman's Anus During "Job Interview”

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    230 retweets 199 favorites
  16. Sep 27

    Florida Man Arrested After Alligator Hide Found Drying in Backyard of Frat House

    62 retweets 93 favorites
  17. Sep 26

    Florida Man Steals 4 Million Pounds of Citrus

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    221 retweets 223 favorites
  18. Sep 24

    Florida Man Throws Liter of Urine in Deputy's Face

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    112 retweets 131 favorites
  19. Sep 23

    Florida Man Tries to Pawn Amp at Same Store He Stole it From

    186 retweets 236 favorites

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