Florida Man

@_FloridaMan

Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com

Everywhere, FL
Joined January 2013

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  1. Smart.

  2. Florida Man Continues Quest to Become Nation’s Greatest Troll

  3. Florida Man in Wolf Mask Rides Unicycle in Swimming Pool Because Sure, Why Not? via

  4. Florida Man Forgets How Football Works

  5. retweeted

    Florida Woman Blames Car Crash on Dog, Tells Police She Wants It Arrested

  6. Florida Man Breaks Into House; Steals TV, Xbox, Cool Ranch Doritos, Bottle of Gatorade and Half a Subway Sandwich

  7. S.W.A.T. Team Uses Bucket to Rescue Florida Man From Tree

  8. Florida Man Goes to Police to Report Stolen Drugs

  9. Florida Man Wrecks Budweiser Truck; Thankfully No Beer is Lost, Just Bud Light

  10. Florida Man Flips Truck Full of Bud Light Because He Was Distracted by His Adorable Puppy

  11. World Spared Delivery of Bud Light Thanks to Valiant Intervention by Florida Man’s Dog

  12. Florida Man Steals “32 Gallons” of Underwear

  13. Florida Man Caught Graffitiing Own Name on Cop Cars ↑

  14. Florida Man Arrested For Graffitiing Own Name on Cop Car

  15. Florida Man Has Friend Mail Him Rattlesnake in Coffee Can

  16. Florida Man Wants to Know if Anyone Has Seen His Giant

  17. Florida Man Tells Police Girlfriend is Out of Town and He Misses Her and That’s Why He Was Masturbating on Beach

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