Florida Man

@_FloridaMan

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  1. 3 hours ago

    “The man was reportedly naked when he opened the door to police. said, ‘I’m sorry,’ and then shut it again. This, despite the fact the house was still slowly filling with smoke.”

    Florida Man Answers Door Naked After Setting Fire to Home Trying to Bake Cookies
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  2. 6 hours ago

    Florida Man Answers Door Naked After Setting Fire to Home Trying to Bake Cookies

    17 replies 108 retweets 272 likes
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  3. Sep 4

    Oh.

    51 replies 182 retweets 783 likes
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  4. Sep 4

    cant wait till winter so i can really start dressin'

    6 replies 118 retweets 577 likes
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  5. Sep 3

    He was sentenced to 2 purple nurples and an Indian burn.

    Florida man arrested, accused of giving girlfriend wet willy
    16 replies 278 retweets 1,323 likes
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  6. Sep 3

    Happy Labor Day to America’s enterprising small business owners.

    Police Say Florida Man Installed Drug Drive-Thru Window on Side of Mobile Home
    3 replies 186 retweets 784 likes
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  7. Sep 2

    Florida Man Tracks Down Author of Negative Restaurant Review, Does Drive-By Shooting of Their House

    42 replies 223 retweets 540 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 1

    Do you enjoy this feed, but wish the pictures were square and the links didn’t take you anywhere? Good news! You can now follow on Instagram! 🚨 🚨

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  9. Sep 1

    Do you enjoy this feed, but wish the pictures were square and the links didn’t take you anywhere? Good news! You can now follow on Instagram! 🚨 🚨

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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 1

    Looks like young Bill Paxton got cast in the film adaptation of a Carl Hiaasen novel

    Justin Bieber looks like he’s living in Florida under an assumed name after he got caught committing insurance fraud and had to fake his own death.
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  11. Sep 1

    Justin Bieber looks like he’s living in Florida under an assumed name after he got caught committing insurance fraud and had to fake his own death.

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  12. Sep 1

    “Deputies say a witness came forward to alert them, and they were able to set up a sting at a local Cracker Barrel before any money changed hands."

    Elderly Florida Man Hires Hit Man to Beat Up Retirement Home Girlfriend
    16 replies 99 retweets 396 likes
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  13. Aug 31

    Elderly Florida Man Hires Hit Man to Beat Up Retirement Home Girlfriend

    20 replies 95 retweets 269 likes
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  14. Aug 31

    Police Say Florida Man Installed Drug Drive-Thru Window on Side of Mobile Home

    36 replies 231 retweets 757 likes
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  15. Aug 30

    The more you know.

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    Aug 29

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  17. Aug 29

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  18. Aug 29

    Who could have seen this coming?

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  19. Aug 26

    [multiple people dead in Jacksonville shooting] It is with a heavy heart I must announce my predecessor was terrible and I am great.

    “Mainstream Media tries to rewrite history to credit Obama for Trump accomplishments. Since President Trump took office, the economy is booming. The stronger the economy gets, the more desperate his critics are. O had weakest recovery since Great Depression.”
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  20. Aug 24

    Choose your fighter.

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