Florida Man

@_FloridaMan

Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com

Everywhere, FL
Joined January 2013

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  1. 3 hours ago

    “The man was reportedly naked when he opened the door to police. said, ‘I’m sorry,’ and then shut it again. This, despite the fact the house was still slowly filling with smoke.”

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  2. 6 hours ago
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  3. Sep 4
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  4. Sep 4

    cant wait till winter so i can really start dressin'

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  5. Sep 3

    He was sentenced to 2 purple nurples and an Indian burn.

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  6. Sep 3

    Happy Labor Day to America’s enterprising small business owners.

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  7. Sep 2

    Florida Man Tracks Down Author of Negative Restaurant Review, Does Drive-By Shooting of Their House

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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 1

    Do you enjoy this feed, but wish the pictures were square and the links didn’t take you anywhere? Good news! You can now follow on Instagram! 🚨 🚨

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  9. Sep 1

    Do you enjoy this feed, but wish the pictures were square and the links didn’t take you anywhere? Good news! You can now follow on Instagram! 🚨 🚨

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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 1

    Looks like young Bill Paxton got cast in the film adaptation of a Carl Hiaasen novel

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  11. Sep 1

    Justin Bieber looks like he’s living in Florida under an assumed name after he got caught committing insurance fraud and had to fake his own death.

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  12. Sep 1

    “Deputies say a witness came forward to alert them, and they were able to set up a sting at a local Cracker Barrel before any money changed hands."

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  13. Aug 31
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  14. Aug 31
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  15. Aug 30

    The more you know.

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    Aug 29
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  17. Aug 29
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  18. Aug 29
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  19. Aug 26

    [multiple people dead in Jacksonville shooting] It is with a heavy heart I must announce my predecessor was terrible and I am great.

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  20. Aug 24

    Choose your fighter.

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