Florida Man

@_FloridaMan

Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com

Everywhere, FL
Joined January 2013
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  1. Aug 20

    Smart.

    Indoor shooting range in Florida given green light to sell alcohol:
    301 retweets 256 favorites
  3. Aug 18

    Florida Man Continues Quest to Become Nation’s Greatest Troll

    1:15 PM - 18 Aug 2015 · Details
    269 retweets 225 favorites
  4. Aug 17

    Florida Man in Wolf Mask Rides Unicycle in Swimming Pool Because Sure, Why Not? via

    8:30 PM - 17 Aug 2015 · Details
    201 retweets 206 favorites
  5. Aug 16

    Florida Man Forgets How Football Works

    Trent Richardson: "Hmmm run through giant hole to the end zone or run into a pile of linemen...I'll choose the pile."
    164 retweets 185 favorites
  6. retweeted
    Aug 15

    Florida Woman Blames Car Crash on Dog, Tells Police She Wants It Arrested

    View summary Hide summary 165 retweets 160 favorites
  7. Aug 14

    Florida Man Breaks Into House; Steals TV, Xbox, Cool Ranch Doritos, Bottle of Gatorade and Half a Subway Sandwich

    240 retweets 241 favorites
  8. Aug 14

    S.W.A.T. Team Uses Bucket to Rescue Florida Man From Tree

    66 retweets 63 favorites
  9. Aug 13

    Florida Man Goes to Police to Report Stolen Drugs

    View summary Hide summary 135 retweets 148 favorites
  11. Aug 11

    Florida Man Wrecks Budweiser Truck; Thankfully No Beer is Lost, Just Bud Light

    6:18 PM - 11 Aug 2015 · Details
    796 retweets 828 favorites
  12. Aug 11

    Florida Man Flips Truck Full of Bud Light Because He Was Distracted by His Adorable Puppy

    12:51 PM - 11 Aug 2015 · Details
    262 retweets 304 favorites
  13. Aug 11

    World Spared Delivery of Bud Light Thanks to Valiant Intervention by Florida Man’s Dog

    Hernando: Beer Truck overturns after driver is distracted by his dog & looses control. Outside lane open.
    378 retweets 322 favorites
  14. Aug 10

    Florida Man Steals “32 Gallons” of Underwear

    97 retweets 104 favorites
  15. Aug 9

    Florida Man Caught Graffitiing Own Name on Cop Cars ↑

    View conversation Hide conversation 49 retweets 77 favorites
  16. Aug 8

    Florida Man Arrested For Graffitiing Own Name on Cop Car

    252 retweets 259 favorites
  17. Aug 8

    6:07 PM - 8 Aug 2015 · Details
    135 retweets 237 favorites
  18. Aug 8

    Florida Man Has Friend Mail Him Rattlesnake in Coffee Can

    View summary Hide summary 117 retweets 115 favorites
  19. Aug 8

    Florida Man Wants to Know if Anyone Has Seen His Giant

    View summary Hide summary 52 retweets 56 favorites
  20. Aug 8

    Florida Man Tells Police Girlfriend is Out of Town and He Misses Her and That’s Why He Was Masturbating on Beach

    165 retweets 189 favorites

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