Florida Woman

@_Flor1daWoman

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Joined March 2013

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  1. Turtle Survives Flying Through Florida Woman’s Windshield in Real-Life Game of Mario Kart

  2. Pantless Florida Woman Crashes Into Waffle House While Attempting to Park

  3. Florida Woman Walks Out of Store With $2,000 Worth of Designer Clothes, Leaves Phone—Also Pees in Dressing Room

  4. 100-Year-Old Florida Woman Wakes Up With Exotic Animal on Chest

  5. Florida Woman Arrested For Exposing Breasts, Throwing Pork Chops in Trailer Park

  6. Florida Woman Eats Cinnamon Rolls and Rotisserie Chicken While Driving Drunk Through Walmart on Motorized Scooter

  7. Florida Woman Takes Pants-Less Nap In Grease Dumpster

  8. Florida Woman Runs Over Husband’s Foot During Argument Over Sex in Storage Unit

  9. Florida Woman Calls 911 to Demand Chicken Wings and Cigarettes

  10. Florida Woman Caught Trying to Leave Walmart With Stolen Xanax in Her Butt

  11. Florida Woman Strips Naked in Restaurant, Sticks Chair Leg in Ass, Slathers Herself in Ketchup

  12. Florida Woman Commits Robbery, Leaves Name, Phone Number, Obscene Drawing in Guestbook

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