Steve

@_Egregious

Will whore for grilled cheese or bacon.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2012.

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  1. prije 5 minuta

    Not for the first time I'm wondering what the fucking fuck a fuckboi actually is - though that probably means I am one.

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    Drank too much coffee this morning. Guess I’ll spend the next hour pissing.

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  3. prije 12 minuta

    You take one end of this meatball sub, I'll take the other, and let's meet in the middle.

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    prije 13 sati

    Face fucking makes your throat bigger so you can eat food faster. Right? Guys....? Right?

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    prije 1 sat

    Make me *wet so I know it’s real. *a sandwich

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  6. prije 30 minuta

    Hello, I'm flirting with you now. -me, flirting-

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    Masturbator in the streets, masturbator in the sheets.

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    No one needs a spit shower during a conversation. It's time to take a couple of steps back there, mister.

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    prije 1 sat

    It’s barely 8:00 am and my Giveafuckometer just died. This day should be fun.

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    22. sij

    My ex just got a second divorce which will give her more free time to spend on her favorite hobby of circling in the air over wounded and sick animals.

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    My love language is passive aggressively saying I’m fine.

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  12. prije 47 minuta

    I'm sorry that when you said you would rather shit in your hands and clap that I asked you to prove it or GTFO with your nonsense.

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    Twitter fuckbois: I'm just out here looking for love Twitter women: FFS, please don't fall in love with me lol I have too many issues just looking for lust please call me sexy aha Also Twitter women: omg can you believe these fuckbois???

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    You need to come closer to whisper...

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  15. prije 1 sat

    I don't want to go anywhere on holiday, my ideal holiday involves everyone else going somewhere and leaving me where the fuck I am.

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  16. prije 1 sat

    If you see blood in the basement and your first inclination is to ask questions rather than pretend you didn't, this relationship just isn't going to work.

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    prije 2 sata

    My 10yo said her dream is to have an apartment with a Roomba and I love that her life goals include not having to vacuum.

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    prije 2 sata

    The bathroom at work smells like French fries

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    prije 2 sata

    I could go for some donuts and titty sucking right about now.

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  20. prije 2 sata

    Oh you're a chronic misanthrope with psychopathic tendencies? I'm erect already, c'mere.

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