Corinne

@_Corinne_A

Teacher, mom, smartass. Unofficial member of the Haus.

Maine
Joined January 2009

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  1. Retweeted

    Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

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  2. 13 hours ago

    The former governor of my home state of Maine called another Maine lawmaker a “cocksucker” and ya’ll didn’t flinch . Unclench thy pearls.

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    19 hours ago

    *JK Rowling sits straight up in the middle of the night, sweating profusely* "I need to tell them how the wizards used to shit"

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    We took that gavel from Paul Ryan's hand.

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  5. Jan 3

    I added this to my library today . My Ss will see you.

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    Jan 2

    The first step would have been to serve when called upon.

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    Jan 2

    So, to be clear, Mexico will pay for the wall, America will pay for the wall, the wall will be concrete, the wall will be transparent, the government will remain shut down until there’s money to build the wall, the wall has already been built, and the wall is a metaphor.

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    This year let’s take the path of most resistance

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  9. Dec 31

    Remember when yelled at the NYE heckler: “I don’t come to your job and knock dicks out of your mouth!” Classic. She’s the best.

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  10. Dec 31

    Happy new year! We took back the .

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    Dec 31

    We’ve lived through almost 2 decades of not having an agreed upon name for the decade we’re living in and I’m sick of it.

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  12. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018

    If you play "Shallow" from at exactly 11:57:14 on December 31st, Lady Gaga will belt the final chorus right as the clock strikes midnight. Enter 2019 the right way.

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    29 Dec 2018

    BREAKING: A caravan of Democrats was spotted heading for the House of Representative’s and will arrive on January 3, 2019.

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  14. 29 Dec 2018

    I’ve ruined the . I tried so hard to get that crispy crust! Try, try again.

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    29 Dec 2018

    It's like putting me in the pilots seat of a 747 and asking why i didn't do any loops. I. Am. Not. Qualified.

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    29 Dec 2018
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  17. 29 Dec 2018

    I’ve only seen it in print, never heard it said, but the British term “cuppa” makes me want to throw shit.

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    22 Dec 2018

    Showing up to the party

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  20. 22 Dec 2018

    Hey you proud now, punk?

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