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Courtney Jane Walker
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TV writer/producer • Degrassi/Holly Hobbie and others! • repped by
TorontoJoined February 2009
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The infamous salad dressing recipe being directly taken from a novel about Nora Ephron's nasty divorce, oh baby this is camp!
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I really hope the salad dressing was just Hidden Valley Ranch.
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SO THE BAND YOU HEAR IN THE MOVIE IS ACTUALLY LETTERS TO CLEO BUT THE ACTRESSES WHO PLAY THE PUSSYCATS REALLY SELL IT. THE REVIEWS WERE LUKEWARM BECAUSE THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME IN A LOT OF WAYS. ALSO TARA REID GIVES HER BEST PERFORMANCE!
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New thing to worry about just dropped:
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WE! CONTAIN! MULTITUDES!
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What people think you need to be a tv writer- good samples, connections, skills.
What you actually need- opinions on various topics such as:
The Glee Curse
The Kardashians family dynamic
Winston Churchill hot?
Property Brothers
Exfoliating
Bridgerton Musical Lawsuit
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So many tv shows that should be mid-budget movies.
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i will not know rest until i know what she meant
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what the fuck was he supposed to bring her this is driving me insane
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someone posted about how dads in her son’s class offloaded domestic labour to their wives without thinking about it, and guys are defending it with everything from “men can’t read” to “men have no memories” to “it could lead to an affair.” incredible!!!
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ARE YOU READY 2 CRY
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Every day my three-year-old takes the Ranch dressing out of the fridge and puts it on this windowsill. So I don’t know what that’s all about.
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My (40M) wife (24F) went hog wild on a rendition of zou bisou bisou at my birthday party and embarrassed me professionally. Am I the asshole for privately exacting my revenge by slowly chipping away at her self-worth over many years
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9-1-1 I’d like to report a crime
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Which episode of Bluey makes you cry the most, and why is it Sleepytime?
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Because it’s really weird!
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Where is my long read on the Khloe K/Scott Disick dynamic?!
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“Greta Gerwig’s Barbie and the Subversion of the Capitalistic Male Gaze”
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Just thinking about the super annoying essay I would have written about Greta Gerwig’s Barbie movie if it had come out while I was in undergrad.
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Some! Professional! News!!!!!!!
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HBO Max and Cartoon Network are teaming on new live-action coming-of-age comedy series, ‘Home Sweet Rome,’ from Emmy-nominated ‘Hannah Montana’ and ‘That’s So Raven’ creator Michael Poryes. An ‘American Girl’ special is also in the works deadline.com/2022/05/hbo-ma
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The winner of the 2022 Alex Barris Mentorship Award is… Matt Huether (@_Matty_H_)! #WGCAwards #CdnTV #CdnFilm 
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It’s a nail-biter!!!!
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What’s weirder, “Save Me” by Aimee Mann being about Dave Foley, or “You Oughta Know” by Alanis being about Dave Coulier?
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What’s weirder, “Save Me” by Aimee Mann being about Dave Foley, or “You Oughta Know” by Alanis being about Dave Coulier?
- Foley47.2%
- Coulier52.8%
106 votesFinal results
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I have replaced my personality with these potato chips.
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Emily is always right about these things! Make Emily the mayor of Screenwriting Twitter!
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Replying to @dbwofficial
Every job has a boss. Bosses have final say on most things. Treating TV writing like it's a higher calling where your work is infallible instead of what it is -- a job -- meant to serve a team, a company, a single vision -- will land you in the same spot as on other jobs: fired.
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Honestly one of the more important casting considerations.
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Emmy for “I wanna kiss you” face to Jonathan Bailey.
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this is a real thing
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zoom writer’s rooms are weird cuz it’s like hey haven’t met your torso yet but here’s a story about the worst thing I’ve ever done to another human
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Just a really great bird right here.
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A male Northern Cardinal looking especially bright against the snow.
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Don’t tell me perfection doesn’t exist.
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Essentially the kinda basic unfancy house my young parents bought in Windsor in 1971 for $29,000. About 208K today via bank O Canada inflation calculator. The game has changed fundamentally but the winners won’t relent.
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Why don’t baby boomers sharpen their kitchen knives?
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I have another question about this. Why is there an official Peleton mom’s group???
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I put up a command hook and it’s crooked so there goes my night.
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Went to the mall yesterday and out of everyone it was groups of teens who were the best at masking. Teens are great.
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Okay why doesn’t Christine Baranski ever leave the drawing room? Did they have to shoot her out in like a week? Covid protocols? Whyyyyyyyy????
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why is this so compelling to me
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