Jane Olszewska

@_3Jane

Solo coding retreat - soon at - coach - live-tweeting tech conferences and events of smol & angery _,,,_ ^. .^ _,,,_

London, England
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2011.

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  1. 2. velj

    Down with object-oriented programming! Down with software design patterns! No more Factories! But wait, how do we hide implementation details now? I know, let's call it "smart constructors"! Can't go wrong with an impressive adjective, it worked for "dynamic programming".

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  2. 2. velj

    Lack of positive feedback is why so many engineers: 1. suffer from impostor syndrome 2. procrastinate on submitting PRs 3. are addicted to hero mode 4. prefer launch to maintenance If every PR is a chance to get shamed for a typo, but praise happens after hero-mode saves...

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  3. 2. velj

    No, but I’ve been seriously considering going completely off social media recently and this is kinda tipping the scales.

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  4. 2. velj

    Also a convenient list of indicators of when it’s time to get a new job. (When you’re assigned a desk that doesn’t provide these? It’s time.)

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  5. 31. sij

    Did I mention I should have been a librarian? Universe: if I can't live in a library, how about that bookstore?

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  6. 31. sij

    Hello, Twitter! Ask me for book suggestions! ("What is a good book for/about/when..." is a thing I do for friends, and it might be a fun experiment to do this on Twitter.)

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  7. 31. sij

    Fuck all "learn to code" books that teach coders to represent prices as floating point numbers. Especially if they also warn you about rounding errors in floating points.

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    30. sij

    What theme do you use in your primary code editor? Thanks! RT for karma

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  9. 30. sij

    Would we be having conversations about how psychological safety is needed for restaurant employees to raise that maybe reusing rice from three days ago is not the best?

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  10. 30. sij

    Imagine what would happen to food safety if there were no external inspections, and restaurants could sign off each other’s certificates.

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  11. 28. sij

    First law of toolchain modification: installing or modifying a toolchain is going to take one day exactly. The time length is a constant, independent of change delta.

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  12. 26. sij

    I'm still not on board with the new year thing. Someone wrote a post in 2018 and I'm like "that was last year, so relatively recent, right?"

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  13. 26. sij

    When I was a kid, my mother predicted I would become a librarian. I did not. But... what if she was secretly right, because I want to have one or more roomfuls of books equipped with one of these 😱

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    25. sij

    (A few) Ops Lessons We All Learn The Hard Way -- a Twitter 🧵:

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  15. 25. sij

    I accidentally some key caps 😳

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  16. 25. sij
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  17. 23. sij

    Coding retreat update: parallel writing C sort in a.

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  18. 22. sij

    Today's questionable mental connection: legacy code is like (some) mental problems - patterns necessary to make the system work at all under past harsh conditions. Is it possible to not hate those patterns for preventing us from thriving now? Would it change anything?

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    20. sij

    Pls RT: Outreachy are remote, paid ($5,500 stipend), and last three months. Outreachy supports diversity in software! Initial applications for the May 2020 to Aug 2020 internships are due on Feb 25 at 4pm UTC:

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  20. 21. sij

    Yes, let's fill out gaps in type system / language spec with unchecked, direct text substitution in code! *infinite screaming*

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