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Head of creative at places like meh.com, mediocritee.com, morningsave.com Married to
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United Statesmeh.comJoined March 2007
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My friend
@jasontoon
is in Australia, and finding unexpected effects from…all of this.
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Meh
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Imposed isolation has brought us closer to everyone we care about, because we’re all in the same position now. - Jason Toon's thoughts on lockdown for an American abroad: meh.com/forum/topics/c
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Sports TV idea:
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should take the worst, most crushing losses for your team and slightly, subtly re-edit them to be wins. Everyone would watch that.
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There’s only so many times you can say this before it’s not true any more
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When not wearing a mask is outlawed, only outlaws…won’t wear masks
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I was doing all right with stay-at-home but I won’t lie, this one hurts:
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I propose, out of hope we are in better shape before July, that we call this historic period Spring Broke.
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I don’t believe Cats has a butthole cut but I do believe the should make one now, and it would be wildly popular and possibly make the movie profitable.
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Realizing exactly how much of what I thought was an innate need to declutter was based on the idea that people may come over
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What could a social distancing sport look like? Baseball might be the closest start: Eliminate tagouts, make the bases 6’x6’ with edges only for offense and defense. Draw boundaries for all positions with 6’ ground rule double “gutters” between them. Would that work?
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I really do think there's a "right" way to do April Fools that's not just canceling everything - where you just make something fun. We all need a distraction, we just don't need a con.
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For this April Fools, we’re skipping any hoaxes or tricks. We’re not trying to shock or confuse you. No one needs that shit. We’re planning out a story / game we hope works as a pleasant diversion from…everything.
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Social distancing concert at…the house across the street
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Meh
@WeAreMeh
For this April Fools, we’re skipping any hoaxes or tricks. We’re not trying to shock or confuse you. No one needs that shit. We’re planning out a story / game we hope works as a pleasant diversion from…everything.
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Discovering that each family member has biological 'days' that are slightly off of 24 hours, and we're all slowly diverging wake and sleep times, but it's somehow working fine
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Stupid tech question: is everyone paying for Zoom? It mystifies me that that one somehow won, but especially when it won’t let me do a 1 hour call without $15/month
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Watching Game 6 of the 1975 World Series on YouTube/Apple TV. No spoilers!
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Working on a homeschooling math lesson teaching proper Jeopardy bidding strategy
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City differences: In Portland we weren’t allowed into a bar with our baby asleep in a sling. In St. Louis, we weren’t allowed into a brewery because it was full of kids celebrating a first birthday.
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Ah good, I'm not crazy. (Or I guess I could be crazy, but not about this.)
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That Dude
@AntiStupidityCA
Hey @CNN , why is your website playing back to the future? You decide to go back to January 15th for some reason? The app on phones seems ok but every computer I open it on, the house just sent over the impeachment articles to the senate...
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Either I'm experiencing alternate realities or CNN accidentally pushed 6-week old stories to the front page. Or both could be true, I suppose.
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At first I wondered why McDonald's agreed to participate in that McMillions documentary but every night we watch an episode I get extremely hungry for fries.
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Does anyone else suddenly feel an itch on their face the exact moment you hear or read “try to avoid touching your face?”
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Best celebrity anagram [poll]
  • Presbyterian: B. Spears
    14.8%
  • Grow A Penis: S. Agnew
    18.5%
  • It's A Me Mario: M. Tomei
    66.7%
54 votesFinal results
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The new Crossy Roads Castle game has the best multiplayer to play with your kid - they can help you win but can’t ever cause you to lose.
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