Ziztur

@Ziztur

Lego Leg, Deaf, AmputeeOT, aerialist, EDS, Ink Master canvas, Guinness Book World Record holder, Mistress of the Island of Misfit Toys.

St. Louis
Joined November 2008

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  1. Nov 15

    Sometimes I wonder who eats more Cheerios: my Roomba or my toddler.

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  2. Oct 4
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  3. Oct 3

    I’m wheeling around with my phone in my lap and it keeps falling off. Took me a bit to realize the cause is having less lap.

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  4. Oct 1
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  5. Oct 1

    I was really bad about tweeting about my AKA. There are too many social platforms these days!!

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  6. Oct 1
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  7. Sep 30
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  8. Sep 25

    Interview and explanation - Revision Amputation From Below The Knee To A... via

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  9. Sep 25

    Revision to ABOVE THE KNEE AMPUTEE pre-op vlog via

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  10. Sep 25

    Preparing for my above knee amputation: I built a deck with a lift! via

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  11. Sep 25

    I guess I’m going to tweet about my upcoming surgery to cut my leg off above the knee. We start with: it’s after midnight but I’m fuckin hungry!

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  12. Aug 31

    Join me on Patreon! I started one whee!

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  13. Jun 24

    Dan, did you say “Succsex story” in episode 713? I’m Deaf and I hear things weird. If not, .

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  14. 28 Nov 2019

    Guess what e-commerce site is late paying me for my sale again... of course.

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  15. 29 Oct 2019

    I thought my child had a non-poopy diaper but wanted to check. Stuck my finger in there. That was an error.

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  16. 27 Oct 2019

    Me, out loud in the real world: "This fake hedge is cool and I want one." Facebark: *shows me ads for the same artificial hedge the next morning* Me: **mildly creeped out**

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  17. 27 Oct 2019

    Here's how much my sister loves the outdoors

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  18. 26 Oct 2019

    . and my dad is talking about the no cell phone party he wants to have. We've had this conversation at least 6 times with him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  19. 25 Oct 2019
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  20. 25 Oct 2019

    Waiting for my payout like...

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