I like how this one has its hand up like HELLO MOTHER DEAR I AM COMING FOR YOUpic.twitter.com/gkXSXuHPow
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I like how this one has its hand up like HELLO MOTHER DEAR I AM COMING FOR YOUpic.twitter.com/gkXSXuHPow
Adult face MRIs, before anyone “well actually”s me, are still kinda grim but approximately 200% less cursed than foetal ones
THIS ONE IS NEONATAL IT HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT RUN WHILE YOU STILL CANpic.twitter.com/FUnsVBz7JK
That thing that looks like a fancy moustache? That’s unerupted teeth, baby
I’ve muted this because my brain cannot handle this much noise, but I’m currently putting out feelers about new job opportunities, so fuck it: if you have a role for someone smart, funny, enthusiastic, and capable of unveiling the worst curses on the internet, slide into my DMs
Also fuck it, here’s my ko-fi, I demand payment for being cute & great:http://www.ko-fi.com/zizifothsi
That's a traditional Japanese demon pregnancy. Perfectly normal.pic.twitter.com/cgiLGqRmUS
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