Zeeshan Dar

@ZeeshanDar7

nearly a uni graduate,football enthusiast.animelover

Joined May 2014
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  1. Retweeted
    24 Jun 2014

    Hey . Next time you're hungry just grab a Snickers.

    1,722 replies 43,223 retweets 20,457 likes
  2. 23 Jun 2014

    Nowadays everybody is a newyork times best selling author.

  3. 22 Jun 2014

    "Twitter "where you can be racist and people will still think you're being funny

  4. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2013

    Real friends stab you in the front.

    54 replies 1,637 retweets 2,366 likes
  5. Retweeted
    22 Jun 2014

    I got a lot to say but I'm not gonna.

    3 retweets 3 likes
  6. Retweeted
    20 Jun 2014

    Success comes to those who have a Winning attitude Not a W(h)ining attitude.

    16 retweets 19 likes
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    22 Jun 2014

    I'm gonna drive this stick until I pass out... *mop and then nap on the couch*

    7 retweets 9 likes
  8. Retweeted
    21 Jun 2014

    I plan to say ridiculous things to people all night, but it's totally OK cuz I'm gonna say, "it's science" afterwards.

    4 replies 87 retweets 182 likes
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    21 Jun 2014

    *Sneezes *No one says "bless you" *Burns in Hell for eternity

    3 replies 110 retweets 192 likes
  10. Retweeted
    21 Jun 2014

    Once Facebook addicts die they open an account on 'Faceboo'

    7 retweets 12 likes
  11. Retweeted
    9 Jun 2014

    A serenity is when our silence has nothing to say....

    20 retweets 28 likes
  12. Retweeted
    21 Jun 2014

    If you have a low tolerance for bullshit, I sincerely hope you never talk to yourself.

    3 replies 60 retweets 27 likes
  13. Retweeted
    22 Jun 2014

    I wish there weren't so many water options when going out to a restaurant. I have enough pressure.

    1 reply 20 retweets 43 likes
  14. Retweeted
    22 Jun 2014

    Our dreams are actually subtweets by our brains.

    2 replies 18 retweets 16 likes
  15. Retweeted
    22 Jun 2014

    Our own brain,Our own ,is our ..the philosophy is kindness བསྟན་འཛིན་རྒྱ་མཚོ་

    1 reply 18 retweets 14 likes
  16. Retweeted
    20 Jun 2014

    A key witness is just someone who watches where you put your keys

    7 replies 119 retweets 227 likes
  17. 29 May 2014

    Always apply the mom test before making any decision :p

  18. Retweeted
    29 May 2014

    Twitter because I don't have a clue what would I do with real humans around otherwise.

    1 reply 13 retweets 15 likes
  19. Retweeted
    29 May 2014

    Tweet til all your problems go away. *Everyone tweets til they die*

    1 reply 29 retweets 65 likes

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