Zanesville Lion

That's impossible, I got the windows on my Jeep tinted. @AngelaAn10TV Police confirm they have gotten several calls about a lion in the area

@ZanesvilleBear I wish I could work a lighter.

How's this? Is this better? I think I look like George Clinton now.

@ZanesvilleBear Oh good, they seemed to have missed you, too. Maybe these glasses are good for more than nearsightedness. #Disguised

@commie22 I can come by and check, but if he's in there, man, that hot tub's gone. Just move.

I'm headed to the Short North to visit @tigertree. I hope it's what I think it is.

This is getting depressing. Anyone have 1000mg of Lion Xanax?

Completely unrelated to anything, I'm pitching a show to the CW called "The Monkey, The Bear, & The Mountain Lion." Gonna be huge!

Well, enough of this. It's back to Narnia for me. I hope nothing's changed there while I've been gone...

@ZanesvilleWolf @ZanesvilleBear I hope you get to chat up some polar bears @ColumbusZoo.

@ZanesvilleLion Maine would be honored to have you. You'd love Portland's brazillian steakhouse - just skewers and skewers of meat.

We're not dead. We're simply pining for the Ford... Fiestas. Have you seen their gas mileage? We could get all the way to Maine.

I never got to see Arcade Fire live... I... I never got to try a cheesesteak... Man, my bucket list sucked.

Attica! Attica!

@ZanesvilleBear I stand my choice to ditch that monkey. No one needs that headache during their last day on freedom.

@ZanesvilleWolf Dude. Hanna just compared you to a dog. Put him on the top of your Mauling Agenda.

When they say "put down," they mean they called us fat. We're totally cool, though, we've seen the It Gets Better campaign.

Nice article on our adventures by @markdubya http://bit.ly/r0QIja  That sign should have read, "Caution: Exotic Animals Tweeting"

Thanks for killing everyone else, Sheriff. I hate organizing family reunions.