Zach Lucas

@ZacharyLucas

I like tech, politics, maps, anything with two wheels, and Oxford Commas; my favorite two words are pistachio mustache.

Brooklyn, NY
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Joined April 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jun 2016

    My seatmate didn't appreciate my "I guess we've... brentered" upon landing joke – at London Heathrow International Airport - Terminal 3

    6 retweets 24 likes
  2. Jun 2

    Got into an argument about a sci-fi television series today. My buddy said that a character never used a DSLR camera. I said... it's Canon!

    1 reply 2 likes
  3. Jun 1

    Did you guys hear about that wax museum debut gala hosted by Newman from Seinfeld? It was a Wax and Wayne Knight.

    1 retweet 1 like
  4. Retweeted
    May 29

    film concept: jeff goldblum and stanley tucci own a restaurant and are also husbands.

    622 replies 21,886 retweets 83,659 likes
  5. May 24

    Have you guys heard about that clairvoyant dude walking down the street with a lollipop? He was wearing a seersucker suit.

  6. May 21

    Operation "turn into a Brooklynite" is slowly progressing. Note the mango La Croix.

    2 likes
  7. May 20

    The new bicycle and pedestrian entrance to Brooklyn Bridge is open! Next step: a more obvious distinction between 🚲and🚶on the bridge itself

    1 reply 1 like
  8. May 19

    Is the best bar in a.) Gowanus b.) Brooklyn c.) New York City

    1 like
  9. May 15

    Have y'all heard about that busy guy in Montréal? His personal schedule was so full that he even had a poutine routine.

    1 reply 2 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 14

    HAPPY mother! DAY by the great

    222 replies 3,094 retweets 6,827 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 11

    Everything is awful this week so please enjoy this short video I saw today of duckings base-jumping

    463 replies 28,819 retweets 45,913 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 4

    Chaffetz is all smiles as he scoots back from a fully-insured surgery to repeal health coverage for millions.

    1,441 replies 23,845 retweets 28,603 likes
  13. May 2

    omg omg omg omg GUYS like it happened

    1 reply 13 likes
  14. Apr 29
    Replying to

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  15. Apr 29

    Y'all hear about that stop-motion animated movie about a frozen room and a little metal ring? Wall-ice and Grommet

    1 reply 2 likes
  16. Apr 27

    Have y'all heard about that new video game series starring a persnickety pink blob? Kirb Your Enthusiasm

    1 retweet 3 likes
  17. Apr 26

    You're off to a great start, Guido. I'd recommend slowly ramping up the amount of J each time you make one. Perfect amount of PB. 👏👨🏻‍🍳

    Am I doing it alright?
    1 reply 1 like
  18. Apr 24

    The idea of James Buffett, Jimmy's stuffy older brother is funny to picture

  19. Apr 22

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    FYI the race car emoji has a cute Swift logo on it 🏎
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 20

    this is the greatest thing i've ever seen

    Watch two balls use a Rube Goldberg machine to rescue a third ball trapped by an evil gang of orbs—(for ):
    2 replies 24 retweets 44 likes
  21. Apr 16

    Winner of best origin story for a company's name:

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