Zach Svobodny

@ZachSvobodny

Don't follow me... it isn't worth it

I live between LA and NY
যোগদান করেছেন অক্টোবর ২০১২

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  1. পিন করা টুইট
    ৩ এপ্রিল

    Sad how shallow some women can be. I was informed the girl I like said she’d NEVER date a guy w/ a job like mine. Sorry I’m not some hot shot lawyer or doctor. Idk, maybe embezzling money from a children’s cancer research fund isn’t the most prestigious job but it pays the bills

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  2. পুনঃ টুইট করেছেন
    ৫ ঘন্টা আগে

    You girls sure have a lot of trust in your friends, borrowing them nice outfits for them to go out and get sloppy drunk in

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  3. ১৭ জুলাই

    Day 1768 w/o sex: I’ve found myself getting an irresistible urge to travel to Africa so that I can kill an innocent giraffe & take pics of me standing next to it while giving a “thumbs up.” My therapist said it’s quite common for a guy who doesn’t get laid much to want to do that

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  4. ১৪ জুলাই

    Don’t downplay Kylie’s success just cuz she was born rich. Sucks when ppl belittle ur accomplishments. I had a hot blonde hitting on me last night&my friends got jealous so they tried saying the only reason she flirted w/ me was cuz we were at a strip club& I was giving her money

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  5. পুনঃ টুইট করেছেন
    ১৩ জুলাই

    “No hookups” is a pointless bio on Tinder. That’s literally what the app is designed for. Log on to Christian Mingle and hop off my swipe list, Betsy.

    এই থ্রেডটি দেখান
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  6. ১৩ জুলাই

    Bhad Bhabie makes music for teenage girls who have their boyfriend’s named tatted on their neck and who‘ve been suspended for calling their 10th grade English teacher a fat bitch in front of the entire class

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  7. ১২ জুলাই

    Not all guys on Tinder are scumbags who want to have a 1 night stand& never speak to u again. I know plenty of guys who use Tinder who are actually in it for the long run& would like to find someone they can sleep w/ for several weeks, or at least until someone better comes along

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  8. ১২ জুলাই

    Proud of my cousin. As of today, he’s been clean of drugs&alcohol for officially 6 months. He said every day has been a struggle for him but he’s just happy that he’s finally done w/ his stupid internship& no longer has to comply to random urine tests& can finally get back to it

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  9. পুনঃ টুইট করেছেন
    ২১ এপ্রিল

    My town had a really bad storm 2 days ago& my neighbor lost the roof of his house& the poor guy doesn’t have insurance. I’ve decided to start a gofundme to raise $ so I can go to Hawaii for a few weeks cuz he’s about to start doing construction& I hate being around all that noise

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  10. ১০ জুলাই

    When a girl says “that’s a cute picture of us!” what she means is “that’s a cute picture of me!” You could literally be sneezing in the photo w/ ur eyes shut & blood running down your nose. She doesn’t give a shit. The only concern she has is that u remember to tag her in the pic

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  11. ৮ জুলাই

    I threw my GF’s phone at the ground & shattered it into bits while we were in Walmart cuz I saw she commented “awesome!” on another guy’s weight loss transformation pic. Then she started using profanity at me& caused a huge scene. Are all women psychotic or just the ones I date?

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  12. ৭ জুলাই

    I saw a girl changing her tire today so I walked over, grabbed everything& finished changing it. After I was done she said “Thank u”& then I took the tire back off, handed her the tools& replied “it’s 2018. Gender roles are toxic. Put your own fucking tire on, bitch” and took off

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  13. ৬ জুলাই

    You shouldn’t judge someone you don’t know based on what you’ve seen them post on social media. A lot of people who’ve never even met me think I’m a douchebag solely based on my twitter, and, even though they’re right about me, a lot of times u might read someone completely wrong

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  14. ৫ জুলাই

    Boy do I feel like an awful person. Last night I ditched my drunk friend at a party& apparently he fell in the bonfire& got severely burnt. Makes me feel like a piece of shit for not being there to videotape it cuz it probably would have gone viral& made it on Barstool’s IG page

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  15. ৩ জুলাই

    What’s the move for the 4th of July, fellas? We still going to Trevor’s cabin to shitcan his parents’ $70,000 boat and watch drunk girls tirelessly pose for Instagram pics & rack their brains trying to think of clever captions before inevitably dropping their phone in the lake?

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  16. পুনঃ টুইট করেছেন
    ২০ মার্চ

    Crazy how wrong u can be about someone. A girl I graduated w/ was always doing drugs& got pregnant at 16. I assumed she’d end up being a loser but it turn out she now has 4 beautiful kids& is making over $4,500/month just off of child support payments from the 3 different dads

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  17. ২ জুলাই

    I feel bad for ppl who think they need to be drinking at a social event in order to have fun. I guess I’m the type of person who doesn’t have to rely on drinking the whole time& can have just as much fun if I get hammered before I arrive & spend the next 3 hours there sobering up

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  18. ১ জুলাই

    Which base is it when a random girl you’ve never even met at the bar grabs you by the arm and says “this is my boyfriend” in an attempt to make a creepy guy go away?

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  19. ১ জুলাই

    Be w/ someone u can get hammered drunk on Saturday w/ & can wake up next to on Sunday to begin your day of crippling anxiety& on-and-off panic attacks caused from all of the alcohol u consumed& worrying about how everyone u saw last night now hates u cuz u were being drunk&stupid

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  20. ৩০ জুন

    Damn, this just isn’t adding up. I can’t believe your boyfriend cheated on you again, for the 5th time. I guess the only thing to do now is archive all of your Instagram pics w/ him for the time being & give him another chance in about a week or so. 5th time’s a charm

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  21. পুনঃ টুইট করেছেন
    ৩০ জুন

    Do not show up at my apartment uninvited with no heads up. This is not a 90s sitcom

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