| SILK FIRE (July 2022)
| ACTING THE PART (Fall 2022)
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To everyone assuring me they can fight a goose: I will only believe you if you preorder my book about a trans boy challenging his ex for Homecoming King, out Tuesday: https://bit.ly/332bedO Post a screenshot of your receipt and I’ll believe your goose-fighting powers
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Trans men, and I say this with absolute confidence: you can do it bro I believe in you
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No, but I can die trying! Make for a pretty good tombstone inscription at least
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One day I was exhausted from walking around DC all day and for some unknown reason my husband yelled "FUCK YOU GOOSE". It slowly turned to death glare at us and I was too sore to run. I swear I thought I was gonna die that day
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I used to run track in high school. Those geese.... they're monstrous.
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I was just thinking this morning that a T-Rex was basically a monster-truck-sized goose who likely honked more than roared.
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