Maybe this thread needs to be DM me stories of... 
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We can’t put this shit on blast!
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Scott Derrickson blocked me.
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A screenwriter threatened to sue me for libel. Fortunately, I'm a lawyer, so I pointed out that expression of an opinion by a critic was protected speech. Also, that I said she had written two of the worst films of the year, and truth is a defense.
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Hard to compress to 280 characters, but had to leave right at the end of a TIFF screening of a Jesse Eisenberg movie, only to open the theater doors to run into ... Jesse Eisenberg. In the most Zuck fashion, he looks me in the eyes and says, "Thanks so much." I withered.
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There's some I shan't post in public, at least. But I seem to have pissed off Rob Schneider and been blocked by him on twitter for tweeting, without tagging, that maybe 'Soy Sauce And The Holocaust' was a shitty stand-up special name.
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Martin Milner once got really mad at me. In fairness, it was partially deserved but still. . .
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Martin Milner? How old are you?
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