Halina Matt

@YourHalPal

Writer. Improviser. Content strategist. Etc.

Detroit, MI
Joined November 2012
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  1. Mar 25

    Amazing. Inspiring. Powerful. This is what the future looks like ❤️🔥👏🏻🔥❤️

    3:36
    This is !
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  2. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    We’re SO EXCITED to announce that a portion of all proceeds from will go to to foster creative expression, positive self-esteem and community awareness for girls, women, gender non-conforming, and transgender people through music education and performance!

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  3. Feb 15

    Landed in NOLA and Charlie’s talking privatized prisons and the war on drugs w/our Lyft driver

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    Feb 10

    We're live! Early submissions to are open, and we couldn't be more excited. Get all the details now!

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  5. Feb 4

    “See, this is what music has come to.” Ella, during the halftime show

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  6. Feb 4

    Douche Daly, all-time running back coach.

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  7. Feb 4

    Ella: “Why does a robot need boobs?” Oh sweet summer child.

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  8. Jan 19

    Happ Friday, my little baby carrots. Follow to stay up-to-date on the upcoming Detroit Women of Comedy Festival!

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  9. Jan 19

    Trying to prep your house for an appraisal forces you to take a cold, hard look at your life choices

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  10. Jan 16

    Remember: If you find the , don't start poking around in the green goo.

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  11. Jan 11

    I belong in Norway

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    Norway is the happiest country in the world. We asked the royals to explain why
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  12. Jan 10

    When I drive over rumble strips, I like to imagine I’m in a Christopher Nolan movie.

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  13. Jan 7

    Frances McDormand is my spirit animal ❤️

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  14. Jan 7

    Remember that time Michael Shannon was in Groundhog Day?

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  15. Jan 7

    Charlie and I just figured out that there are Skarsgards and Saarsgards and they’re not just one big Swedish family.

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  16. Jan 7

    I feel like that Winona Ryder hair commercial was a backhanded compliment. “Congrats on your comeback! Now you can fix your crap hair!”

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  17. Jan 7

    Stephen Miller has all the dead eyed sociopath vibes of Ed Kemper without the intelligence or flair for conversation.

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  18. Jan 7

    I hope already has Fred Armisen on lockdown to play

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  19. Jan 7

    I did watch every episode of today, so that’s something

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  20. Jan 7

    Unabashedly spent the day doing nothing as a family, and it was magnificent

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