Your Comic Muse

@YourComicMuse

My Twitter page dedicated to comedy, comedians & their fans. 🎶Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think...🎶

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2011.

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    JLo could do Marriage Story but Laura Dern couldn’t do that halftime show.

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    Shakira is 43 and JLo is 50. You can’t tell me they’re not the most impressive athletes in that stadium tonight, my god.

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    Hey I was just thinkin’ how you spent 11 million dollars on a ad but the only message anyone is talking about today is , and that was totally free! Ain’t life funny?

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    Sure I want to alleviate the suffering of millions of people but not if it means someone can only buy a slightly smaller island

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    [tears streaming down my face] "baby shark do do do do do do... [starts doing the actions]

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    Should go without saying: reporters of color shouldn't have their jobs threatened for speaking out about mainstream media failures to properly cover and contextualize issues of race. What's the point of bringing diverse experiences and voices into a room only to muzzle them?

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    twitter needs a close friends feature bc i got a) shit to say and b) a job to keep

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    Hey boomers - no one gives a fuck about McGovern, that was 50 years ago lmaoooo

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    I was born in one of the countries added to the travel ban and I’m literally the best thing in America right now.

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    Come on, ad agencies. Give us Mucinex Baby, the nightmare we deserve

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    For everyone all hot and bothered about two women over 40 showing a lot of skin and having a blast, I just want to remind you Adam Levine took his whole shirt off last year and no one said it was degrading to his gender. Don’t be jealous. This is a hill I will die on.

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    Love working at the biggest caucus location in Des Moines and redirecting all non-Bernie voters into the tight grid of Raytheon tactical lasers I set up in the eye-wash station.

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    As a Dad, I AGREE! -My child heard a reality TV star brag about grabbing women by the pussy! -Then some revoltingly fake Christians made that morally indecent lying corrupt incompetent racist the president! -AFTER he paid off a porn star & lied to all his supporters about it.

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    Umm hi holy shit I’m in New York magazine. Be right back, changing my name to Lowbrow Brilliant and then DYING. (And right next to . You know what this means for me.)😫😍😫😍😫

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    buncha white bernie bro’s ready to express their racism by caucusing for bernie sanders.

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    Me arriving at the MGM this morning to collect my winnings on my 4th quarter Chiefs bet:

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  17. Nice guy asked me to dinner tonight. I say "I ate FRENCH FRIES & WINGS during the Superbowl. FRENCH FRIES & WINGS. How about just drinks?" Him - "Oh come on. You look great. I want to take you to a nice dinner." I've hugged him & can tell he works out. How can he not understand?

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    As the Coronavirus goes viral, all singers will be masked. (Please make this joke better.)

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    good morning to Bernie Sanders and to everyone who plans on voting for Bernie Sanders

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    I know I have a tiny percentage of US followers on here, please vote Bernie Sanders and give us all some hope

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