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Johann is a Johann
@YofaceMartinez
¡Ya Basta! 4 Xmas
Casa Grande, ArizonaJoined July 2012
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James Cameron was homeless when writing The Terminator, and sold the rights for $1, on the condition he could direct it.
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Mr. T's gold chains were taken from the people he beat up as a bouncer, He told them to come back to get them :)
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David Bowie and Iggy Pop in Moscow, 1976. Photograph by Andrew Kent.
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Won't you please follow the yellow brick road to my butthole.
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That's not a burrito, it's a tragedy.
Potions + Autosave = Sh*t Is About To Go Down
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To paraphrase: How long does it take to write a screenplay? Your whole life plus the time it takes to type it.
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Emergency bridge repairs to snarl Virginia to DC traffic! #infrastructure#Fix#UniteBlue ln.is/m.dailykos.com
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Girl, are you the Bible? 'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.
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Buddhist meditation: May I remind you that at all times the essence of mind is in a state of ‘thusness’. Hui Neng
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Weird, but awesome, to be back into the workday groove after 82 days of workfree incidents.
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“If you find yourself constantly trying to prove your worth to someone, you have already forgotten your value.” ~Unknown
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Judge rejects Maricopa County Ariz. sheriff Joe Arpaio's challenge to Obama executive action on immigration ln.is/cir.ca/news/tm
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The struggle is real.
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Sorry I shouted “MORTAL KOMBAT!” when you started arguing with your husband at the grocery store.
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I embarrass myself in front of myself.
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I just wanna play guitar all day #fuckit
I've found that saying " I have no idea what you just said " is an important phrase while traveling in paris. #theMoreYouKnow
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I all know is that they don't even know #SoDEFcrates
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I got more songs #akaletmedothesoundtrack
Tucson cop leaves photographer hospitalized after claiming he was blinded by flash bit.ly/1o9JjMv #poltwt youtube.com/watch?v=7xdgs2
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