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@Yoda_Slim

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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 7

    aiiight that’s it! This shit has gone tooo far now!

    Costco eliminating samples in stores due to
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    10 hours ago

    This man has broke the record for most people on stage, Dallas has 24 hours to respond

    1:30
    NBA YoungBoy performing “Lonely Child” last night in Houston, TX 🔥
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    Mar 7

    6 years ago today, Speaker Knockerz passed away due to a heart attack

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    6 hours ago

    The definition of "ouch" but in gif form

    When you pull your workers, but in the worst way ...
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    22 hours ago

    The Coronavirus traveling state to state

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  6. 16 hours ago

    I be drunk then the gas put me to sleep

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    18 hours ago

    𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.

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  8. 17 hours ago

    I ain’t getting drunk fast enough

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    24 hours ago

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    Mar 7

    YOU GUYS. I just saw the most wild thing! A man started walking toward the Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of the grocery store and he yelled “my bitches are BACK” and this Girl Scout just yelled “no. Walk away.” AND HE DID.

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    Mar 7

    She thought i was being romantic by lighting candles...smh i just havent paid the electricity bill

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    Mar 7

    Nah DJs gotta come together collectively and on the count of 3 delete “all I do is win” off their music library

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    18 hours ago

    why am i not drunk yet???

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    Mar 7

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    Mar 7

    I just closed documents for my own LEGAL cannabis farm in Colombia 🌱💰

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    Mar 7

    She wrong for not correcting her LMFAOOOO🤣🤣🤣⚰️

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    21 hours ago

    Shoutout to for the fitting thumbnail for my new playthrough series xP

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    Mar 6

    Karen demands a refund from Burger King employees even though the entire restaurant is on fire.

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    Mar 6

    Niggas be having all this & get killed by some bad aiming nigga with a .22

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    Me when I see AR-15 trending. 😎
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    23 hours ago

    Congratulations to 🇲🇽 on winning Battle of the Americas #7 3-0 over TheZergLord! You can support on - use code NAvLA7 to add $1 for free - Liquipedia:

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