K, honestly, that's a new one for me...wipe your butt with only an odd number of stones?? What. The. Actual. Fuck? 

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And I knew both of these as a Muslim. What the fuck was I thinking!? 
Well, it's a good thing I didnt use an even number of stones on my Muslim tush! #AccidentallyHaram
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