My honesty always puts a damper on festivities
Husband: Oooh I love this tune!
Me: Who is this?
Friend: What? It’s Alice In Chains! How do you not know them?
Me: Well, I was abandoned in Egypt or married to a jihadi for most of the 90s so I missed a lot of things...
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I kinda over-Macarena’d in high school. But looking back, that was me swinging too far into being Canadian, it took a bit of time to find a nice balance... Maybe we should get together for wine and Macarena?
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By the time I was introduced to it...it wasnt a thing anymore