The function of freedom is to free someone else. ~Toni Morrison | #FreeHeartsFreeMinds |#FreeFromHijab | Think outside the 
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My honesty always puts a damper on festivities
Husband: Oooh I love this tune!
Me: Who is this?
Friend: What? It’s Alice In Chains! How do you not know them?
Me: Well, I was abandoned in Egypt or married to a jihadi for most of the 90s so I missed a lot of things...
My kids hate it 
Daughter: So I can only invite 10 ppl to my birthday?
Me: I think that’s a good number. You should be thankful. When I was growing up, I never had a single birthday party. No cake. No presents. No Happy Birthday song...
Daughter: Ok! I’m sorry...10 is good.
Epic. Your mom wins entirely!
There should be so many kids that, afterward, you can't find the floor.
I do this too! 
Top class mum guilting right there, loving your work 
And you didn't even have to "...I walked to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways" her
Class A trolling, Yasmine! 
Your daughter sounds cool..... +2?
My mistake..... +20?!
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