The function of freedom is to free someone else. ~Toni Morrison | #FreeHeartsFreeMinds |#FreeFromHijab | Think outside the 
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My honesty always puts a damper on festivities
Husband: Oooh I love this tune!
Me: Who is this?
Friend: What? It’s Alice In Chains! How do you not know them?
Me: Well, I was abandoned in Egypt or married to a jihadi for most of the 90s so I missed a lot of things...
My kids hate it 
Daughter: So I can only invite 10 ppl to my birthday?
Me: I think that’s a good number. You should be thankful. When I was growing up, I never had a single birthday party. No cake. No presents. No Happy Birthday song...
Daughter: Ok! I’m sorry...10 is good.
Oooh! I have the ‘I grew up in the Soviet union’ excuse for similar pop culture references!
I never learned the Macarena 
By the time I was introduced to it...it wasnt a thing anymore
Your husband has great taste in music! :)))
Lol this is so true. My friends get those shocked faces whenever I tell them I don’t know supposedly very popular artists, songs, movies etc. brah ask me famous sheikhs, Islamic stories, the sahaba etc that is where my childhood was spent and where I excel.
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Alice In Chains is one of the most incredible bands to ever have existed.https://youtu.be/nWK0kqjPSVI
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