Fucking brilliant quotes in here
“If I had a choice, I’d give up a sandwich over semen.”
“I believe in sex before marriage – mainly because I believe in sex and not so much marriage.“
“I mean, I need some d*ck but I don’t need you to be one.”https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/05/horny-muslim-women-like-me-arent-supposed-to-exist-during-ramadan-9384470/ …
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