Why so few earthquakes in Denmark? I’m a bit offended, actually! I’ve lead many young [Muslim] men astray! But perhaps they were not pure enough? Tomorrow, I’ll wear my shortest with my lowest in my highest on we shall see, what happens!
Damn. That must be why the San Andreas Fault is right below me 
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A whole lotta shakin’ going on 
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Nothing. Not even a tiny tremor. No sign of a judgmental or vengeful deity, nor even a loving and merciful one. Almost as though it’s not real and therefore doesn’t give a shit what I wear or who I fuck?
I’ll try again tomorrow. #SecondChance
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Total madness
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Well, if women who perfumed their heels and wore sultry eyeshadow brought about the destruction of the second temple (what I was taught), why can't a little collarbone and knee exposure cause an earthquake, huh?
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that’s why California has like 10k quakes a year
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this man is a geologist
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Amazing insight
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In the words of that great social commentator Carole King,”I feel the earth move under my feet I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down I feel the earth move under my feet
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Is that a real quote? I’ve always supported your fight. But now I’m starting to feel sorry for him. How can anyone in this day and age believe that?
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