Because people very often are serious about such things here. 
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Chip on shoulder, perhaps?
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Had to find out whether your response was sarcasm or not
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You've gone full POE. Congratulations. I think.
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I've had to end certain posts with /s or slashess, because netizens are more susceptible reading text. And you know some duffle head is going to react to that comment a couple weeks after it dies down and start it up all over again.
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"Elementary, my dear Yasmine", to steal a phrase. I guess that these people have actually studied onomastics, and thus assumed you were a Sarsour-type that would make such silly points, which automatically turned your attempt at humour into a bit of unintended trolling.

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I didn’t even mean to troll! My quip was mediocre, but the ppl that think I’m serious (HOW?) are *hilarious*!
