These clerics are great for a mid-Monday afternoon pick-me-up. Hilarious!
"this is something very, very common" 
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PS: What is common here is this bs story. I was told the same when I was a child...as were millions of other girls. This cleric is not coming up w an original thought here, this is a commonly repeated warning to Muslim girls.
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My response to my mom was to ask what good is a hijab if jinns live in the bathroom? Wouldnt they just see me naked every day anyway?
I dont specifically remember her response but Im sure it was the typical admonishment for asking too many questions, like the Jews
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Allah hates Jewish ppl because they ask too many questions. A good Muslim turns off their brain and just does as they’re told. Chapter 2 of the Quran, The Cow, is dedicated to teaching that lesson.
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What good is a god that can’t protect his followers from lowly spirits, but a piece of Chinese cotton can?
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I’ve read a book about a boy from the Netherlands who thought he was under influence of a djinn for being not religious enough. He went fighting for ISIS to show how devout he was so the djinn would leave him. He became a suicidebomber in Irak, killing 23 people.pic.twitter.com/mMji2GPj0S
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That's depressing. He should've gone to see a psychiatrist instead.
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Did he say Gin with tonic or without.
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