There's not nearly enough outrage and conflict on my feed today. So: 1) Country Music is an oxymoron. 2) Russell Crowe is not Jor-El. 3) Jesse Pinkman was arrested as he left the compound. 4) Guacamole is the devil's vomit. 5) The Dave Matthews Band is overrated.
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Damn, girl!
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Wow... not cool, not cool at all
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Cruel and unusual punishment!
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