*reluctantly talking to a random kid at my boy’s swimming lessons* Kid: I got an MJR award at my school! Me: Cool! What does MJR stand for? Kid: Making Jesus Real! Me: ...! *trying not to be a smartarse*pic.twitter.com/OUe711lki5
Omg! 
I would have asked more questions.
Can you make unicorns real too? 
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Lol, his mum was watching me with a “watch your mouth, infidel” look in her eye. She could tell I was trying not to laugh.
I just settled on a genuinely impressed, “wow, that’s an achievement!”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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