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  1. Apr 1

    Hot on the heels of last week's revelation, it turns out music albums have covers we can judge them on, too.

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  2. Mar 30

    And this week's ZP is Salt & Sanctuary, a game about having a safe space in which to eat chips.

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  3. Mar 29

    To address questioning: Escapist site is NOT going down, Zero Punctuation will continue to be on it every Wednesday. Carry on.

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  4. Mar 25

    This week on Judging by the Cover we make the startling discovery that books also have covers

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  5. Mar 23

    ZP this week is Division, a charming little game about doing your maths homework in a warzone.

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  6. Mar 20

    I hate tea, but if served it I will drink it meekly without complaint, and THAT, not my drink preference, is what makes me truly English.

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  7. Mar 18

    Next round, deduce the function of toilet roll from TV ads. "Humans apparently need something to rub between their fingers while shitting"

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  8. Mar 18

    Here's a fun game: Pretend you're an alien, then try to figure out the function of toilet roll using only the information on the package.

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  9. Mar 18

    Today's Judging by the Cover rounds off our occasional series on the Star Wars prequels posters

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  10. Mar 16

    This week's ZP is an exploration of Stardew Valley and Superhot. Or as I like to call it, Farming 'n' Harming.

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  11. Mar 11

    Let's judge the proposed new covers for Doom since Bethesda so desperately wants our opinion on them

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  12. Mar 9

    ZP this week is Far Cry Primal, a game nobody asked for and still don't particularly want.

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  13. Mar 4

    The word 'offense' comes from the fact that, after you join a fight, you can no longer be said to be ON the fence.

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    Mar 3

    Attention, Poofcunts. No drown out this week as Buttonsmash is on. What you feel now is how it will be when the show ends but forever.

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  15. Mar 4

    Let's judge the poster for Gods of Egypt, which I'm sure will adorn many a film student's wall in years to come

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  16. Mar 2

    Over at Zero Punctuation this week we're talking walking. Simulators.

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  17. Feb 26

    We're judging Golden Axe by the cover(s) this week, and there's a very poor showing of gold, unless fake tan counts.

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  18. Feb 24

    What's that strange light in the sky? My goodness it's the ZP review of XCOM 2

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  19. Feb 19

    Let's judge Batman v Superman by the cover, and by its weird fascination with gravel.

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  20. Feb 17

    Blimey, I didn't even state any opinions about X-COM 2 and people rushed to defend it at me regardless

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