To compensate I’m gonna photoshop every picture of Mickey mouse, Pluto, Donald duck etc i come across to show them smoking. twitter.com/41Strange/stat
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YC made Deewaar. there's not one shot you can take out. so impeccable!
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Me when I hear Yash Chopra being reduced to the king of romance. It's like reducing Hrishi-da to the king of comedy. I beg you. Please stop.
Boycott gang loves to say the 'Hindustan mei jab tak cinema hai...' line without realising even that line was given by Hindi cinema only.
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Japan should do a JV with India. India can help with increasing population.
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Japan’s falling birth rate is threatening social collapse.
Prime minister Fumio Kishida warned that Japan is on the verge of not being able to function.
Other countries are facing the same problem.
And yet we insist there’s a secret elite trying to reduce population.
Why?
Visiting space aliens, upon seeing humans oppress — or kill — one another over who they worship, who they sleep with, what side of an arbitrary line they’re born on, or how absorptive their skin is to sunlight, would surely race home & report no sign of intelligent life on Earth.
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Dear Strbucks, there's literally no ajji in god's green earth who'll approve a filter coffee for 290rs +taxes. 🙏🏻
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वो इत्रदान सा लहजा मेरे बुज़र्गों का
रची बसी हुई उर्दू ज़बान की ख़ुशबू
So happy that someone is taking a lead to keep this beautiful language alive twitter.com/AkshitaNagpal/…
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Petition to ban the word “sure” as a response.
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the comics on one library card. Tintin was probably the first hero, icon, adventurer to inspire awe in tiny me. So grateful for this unforgettable piece of creation that was entertainment, escape, comedy, art, imagination, history and much more for the budding little thrill
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Let's go Pathaan
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Kuchh zyada hi mazedaar nahin hai ye trailer?
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Watched this clip on Instagram. this is not done. These artists make our delhi more aesthetical, musical. Shame !!!
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I got 6 months which was reduced to 3 months because Arnab pissed in his pants…
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Bit confused as to how @DGCAIndia
works- @kunalkamra88 got 6 month ban for questioning co-passenger but another man who pee’d on AI co-flyer gets 30 day ban.
Kunal… maybe change tack next time? Clearly more is less.
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Just witnessed an aunty shouting bad-mouthing ground staff at Delhi airport. Ek crew member ke aansu nikaal diye. Toxic Indian female behaviour on full display.
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कटु सत्य.
or in words of Kunal Kamra - india is a parody account of democracy.
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“On the face of it, yes, we are a democracy. But in reality, we are not,” @JagdeepChhokar says. He once said that our democracy is hollow. “At that time the term ‘anti-national’ was not popular, otherwise I would have been called an anti-national.”
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They have self help books for constipation now?
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I’ll give Rahul Gandhi full marks 💯 for finding a most credible, noble way to grow the beard (to take on the beard) In the battle of optics, narratives, he/ his team has done pretty good.
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प्रधानमंत्री मोदी ने RBI गवर्नर रघुराम राजन को बुलाकर पूछा कि नोटबंदी करनी है, मेरा साथ दोगे? राजन ने कहा कि ये घोटाला मैं नहीं कर सकता और वनवास पर चले गये। फिर PM ने केन्या मूल के गुजराती ऊर्जित पटेल के साथ मिलकर इसे अंजाम दिया।
नोटबंदी के नतीजे और रघुराम अब आपके सामने हैं।
If i were in Bombay, i’d totally do this.
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Will be leading my nighttime walking tour of Grant Road, the historical working-class neighborhood where I grew up, on December 31st, 9pm onwards.
The walk will go on till 11, after which we will head to Cafe de la Paix, an Iranian eatery that's been around for 80+ years.
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Satya vachan. Jashn-e-Rekhta ka sailaab saboot hai ke sarkari nafrat se buland hai logon ki mohabbat. Ummeed hai mohabbat ka sailaab or bade, shehar bhi kam pade is Jashn ko host kerne ke liye. Shukr hai is sailaab ka ♥️
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Replying to @Xronguy
waise iska dusra pehlu dekhein toh shukr hai is bheed ke sailaab ka bhi na? affirms the belief ki maujooda strong political strain ke bawajood is zubaan aur isse associated sentiments se log kabhi khaar nahi hongey
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Bhai Rekhta walon, entry ticket lagao. Ya kam-se-kam Rekhta ka matlab puchho sabse entry allow karne se pehle. Barbaad karein ye bheed-e-insta-social content wale!
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माननीय जनता,
मेरे होने में आप सभी शामिल हैं। आपका प्यार ही मेरी दौलत है। आप दर्शकों से एकतरफ़ा और लंबा संवाद किया है। अपने यू- ट्यूब चैनल पर। यही मेरा नया पता है। सभी को गोदी मीडिया की ग़ुलामी से लड़ना है।
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भाई वो जहां भी जायेगा, अपनी शर्तों पर जीयेगा।
तू NDTV में भी प्रनॉय रॉय के कप धोता था और Times ग्रुप में भी नाविका का आटा पिसवाता है। घुटनों के बल रेंगने वाले आसमान के परिंदों से मुकाबले की बात कर रहे। गजबे है !
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पूरी ऊर्जा नरेन्द्र मोदी का करियर खत्म करने में लगाने वाले मसीहा कुमार का खुद का करियर खत्म हो गया।सुना है इस्तीफ़ा ले लिया गया है।मसीहा कुमार,उसके चंपूओं और उसके चम्मच समर्थकों के लिए दुख की घड़ी जो 2014 से शुरू हुई थी उसके खत्म होने के संकेत दिख नहीं रहे। ईश्वर उन्हें शक्ति दे।
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Message of my childhood cartoons was: एक अनेक
Today’s message is: सिर्फ़ एक twitter.com/BillyM2k/statu
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I wish i could send this to my three childhood friends but i know they won't listen to it. Majority indian men lack self-awareness and the capacity to be reflective, and the courage to face their fears/ insecurities, to question their beliefs and to express their vulnerability.
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I expect to keep hearing about this episode for weeks to come!
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surprised he didn't say carrot milk pudding
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absolutely no compromise on this… carrot halwa has always been the invaluable non-negotiable integral part of my homeland!
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