@XplodingUnicorn @mjpost One time we told my son I have to go to work to “pay the bills.” Now when I leave he says, “Have fun paying bills!”
4-year-old: Why do you go to work? Me: They pay me a salary. 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
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@XplodingUnicorn@mjpost Or occasionally, “I hope you pay all the bills!”
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@XplodingUnicorn Same experience: 3yo: (points to dads crotch while peeing) what's that? Dad: It's my penis 3yo: I love to eat peanuts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@XplodingUnicorn@KittensMittens what did the celery say to the veggie dip.... I'm stalking youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@XplodingUnicorn tell your kid "they pay me for Oreos" ..she'll understand.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@XplodingUnicorn My son was 3, he also asked why I go to work. Me: 'To make money.' Him: Why aren't your hands green from painting dollars? - 1 more reply
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@XplodingUnicorn I'm pretty sure I get paid in celery.. *sigh*..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Why do you go to work? Me: They pay me a salary. 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@XplodingUnicorn@sunshyngurl haha, neither do I
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@XplodingUnicorn@CooIStepDad @Zamoraa_B@karlastephanie_ I would be the 4 year old, but I would be the age I am now..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@XplodingUnicorn I love your 4 yr old. Sounds like my 4 yr old. LOL@Harvey1966Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Why do you go to work? Me: They pay me a salary. 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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