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  2. 9-year-old: Can you dunk a basketball? Me: Of course. 9: Show me. Me: Wait, did you mean in earth gravity?

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  3. 7-year-old: *gets ready on time for once* Me: I'm so proud of you. 7: I should have slowed down.

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  4. 5-year-old: *makes a Valentine's Day card* Me: Who's it for? 5: Me. I like me the most.

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  5. Me: What do you want on your taco? 7-year-old: No lettuce. No meat. No shell. Me: So just cheese? 7: With extra cheese on the side.

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  6. 4-year-old: I ate my green beans. Me: They're still on your plate. 4: I ate them once a long time ago. I'm sure that counts.

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  8. 5-year-old: I can't wait! Me: For what? 5: Anything. Accurate.

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  9. Lucy wanted to show off her new shorter haircut, but of course Waffle had to jump in to share the limelight.

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  10. A woman wonders if her fiance is on the spectrum. Is there a tactful way to find out? Does it even matter?

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  11. 7-year-old: I'm done with homework. Me: You did it? 7: That's not what I said.

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  12. Any of my kids: *looks innocent* Me: What did you do?

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  14. Me: Time for school. 5-year-old: What if I'm a dolphin? Me: It's still time for school. 5: *angry dolphin noises*

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  16. 4-year-old: *eating a Dorito* I don't like it. Me: Why not? 4: It tastes pointy.

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  17. 5-year-old: It's Taco Tuesday! Me: It's Monday. 5: Tacos don't know what day it is.

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  18. Me: Did you have fun watching the Super Bowl with me? 9-year-old: Sure. Me: Are you going to watch it again next year? 9: I'm busy that day.

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    Sometimes, I store the newsletters in my inbox then read them all while I'm on the toilet. 😅

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    I usually wait up for your newsletter but I have to work early today.. When I read it before I go to bed, it takes away the nightmares of working on Mondays.. When I read it Monday morning, I know the rest of the day will be downhill from there.. 🙃😁

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  21. Last call for this week's newsletter. The cutoff is wherever I go to bed.

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