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X. D.
@XavierDLeau
world famous podcaster | award winning producer ('QUARTER CENTURY'+ 'RIVERMENT')| tedx speaker | he/him. email: xd@thexdexperience.com
Media PersonalityLos Angeles, CAxavierdleau.comBorn April 28Joined December 2008

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didn't cardi fight at the harper's bazaar party? and now she's on their cover? shout out to the "she embarrassed herself in front of white people" crew. we see you, boo.
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that's real. you ain't finna die on me when we're about to have a kid. fuck that.
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Pregnant wife performs CPR on husband suffering cardiac arrest, then gives birth: 2wsb.tv/2Jg8BuS
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even with a vaccine, i’ll still be wearing a mask and continuing cleaning and social distancing. i ain’t had a cold or nothing since march.
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So this w***e woman tries to cut in front of me, she hits me with her bag and I block her. Woman: I'm in a rush. Me: Slavery. Woman: .... .... you have a good day.
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niggas who cheat always sound like they escaped death from a car accident.
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"It was a lot of work. Ther-a-py. Marriage therapy, marriage counseling was a huge key." Warryn Campbell shares the work he did to overcome his infidelity. bit.ly/3631iSg
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i wish jordan peele would remake something i could watch like the brave little toaster or charlotte's webb.
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just because YOU PERSONALLY aren’t offended by something doesn’t make it less offensive. you are way too old to not understand that.
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i wanna say kelli. i know it's kelli. but dammit if i don't say "WELL, LET THE BITCH READ!" at least once a week.
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Who was the funniest supporting character on Insecure? 📺
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daniel caesar is kinda like... those kids who were bullied by their own race so they side with the others because of trauma or whatever.
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Twitter taught me that a lot of men think of child support as a bill, and nothing to do with the well-being of the child they created.
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some good news to share: i drafted a marketing plan to lease up a $53mil building all by myself (it takes an entire department of 5-6 to do it successfully) and the city of new york approved it yesterday. 125 affordable units will be coming to the city this winter.
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who the hell thought hand sanitizer lasted all day?
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Alcohol-based hand sanitizers effectively kill viruses and bacteria on your hands at the time of use but *can’t* protect against what’s on your hands an hour later thecut.io/2U9oryK
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niggas so homophobic the police had to tell the blacks to chill. total, help me sing.
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Replying to @Complex
UPDATE: Police deny reports saying they believe the Jussie Smollett attack was staged: trib.al/qrL7VLM
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i hate that office culture forces you to be social. doing your job and shutting the hell up isn't enough.
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the exact same thing happened when eviline died in the wiz.
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Double Rainbow Spotted Over Buckingham Palace Just Before Queen Elizabeth's Death tmz.com/2022/09/08/que
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